i fucked this bitch up that was talking shit about my girl i whipped my balls out and put them on his face and took a "selfie tea bag"
by chandho April 18, 2014
Get the selfie tea bag mug.The act of texting, googling, or using your mobile/cellular phone (other than talking on it), while dipping your testicles in someone's mouth.
Sarah was having a good time tonight while Ross was cyber tea bagging her.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
Have you heard about Tiffany? Jason gives her cyber tea bags all the time.
by Michael Monteith March 1, 2010
Get the Cyber Tea Bag mug.When two dudes get back to back and squat over a persons face to place one ball bag over each eye or aka double tea bagging.
by BarkGodeTheGouse December 31, 2022
Get the Double tea bag mug.When you take a solid poop, but after standing up you turn around and the poop has started to turn the water brown, much like a tea bag will change the color of the water.
by Chewy-girl February 5, 2019
Get the Angelas Tea Bag mug.When your old balls hang so low that you can reach the backside of the tonsils of a buttslut when performing a bear trap.
That old fucker could give her a reverse tea-bag now, he should've worn supportive underwear to keep his balls from hanging so low.
by Mike the Squirrel September 10, 2018
Get the Reverse Tea-Bag mug.A sex act. The act of romantically placing one's scrotum in or around your partner's ear. The term originates from the fact that Keith Morrison (who is Canadian) has recorded a package of audio books that you may purchase that would allow his velvet voice make sweet phonic love to your ear holes.
by Linguistically Cunning June 16, 2022
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by Sduvvy August 8, 2023
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