In gay culture the bar stool is the guy you would not have considered, you dont rate him. He doesn't impress you and you never considered him in any way. Perhaps someone asked if you were attracted to him and the thought had never occurred, you decide he isnt despicable but he definitely isnt attractive.
Oh, errrr, I guess hes less than a 5, he has an Ok personality, errrr, well he isnt ugly. I guess if I'm 60 and I dont want to live alone then errr maybe. I suppose hes the bar stool, definitely the last bar stool.
by KJ BELAFONTE September 8, 2019
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Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
Comes from the challenging game Escape From Tarkov, where a yellow paracord can be used to extract from certain locations. This is a play on words, because people use paracord to escape the harsh challenges of life, and also to escape the fictional city of Tarkov.
"Did you hear that Nikolas assaulted a woman?"
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Get the Paracord Stool mug.:Oh man i was getting fucked up by some dude at the bar but then i picked up a fucking stool and bashed his head in
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Get the Stool mug.When your butt hurts in the upper buttocks area from prolonged sitting on stools typical found at bars or lounges.
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Get the stool jewels mug.stool is normally thought of as a noun, but stool can be meant as a way to make people stop something if they are harassing you just tell them stool.
so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
so its like stool means stop or don't do that
it will utterly confuse the harassing person and will probably make him stop
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