wicked stiff

a sexual act in which a male takes his penis and taps it on the shoulders of the female before rubbing his penis around her lips and finally into her mouth to receive oral sex.

The man performed a wicked stiff on his lady friend.

by James Gandolfinni April 28, 2008

Stiff Soy

A key ingredient to make eggs on toast

Person 1: Hey got any stiff soy? I'm making eggs on toast.
Person 2: Stop making eggs on toast idot, give me speed upgrades

by diamond>iron January 30, 2019

Frozen cock stiff

Used to describe the weather or something that is frozen solid

I tried to start my car after work, but it was frozen cock stiff
What is it like out side? Ugh it's frozen cock stiff out there

by Diamonds21D December 29, 2014

Stiff upper lip.

Meaning you must keep your composure in all situations.
Be tough.

Hailey : I miss you daddy -cries-
Dad : "Stiff upper lip." baby, we'll get through this.

by Nannerpus February 15, 2009

stiff one-eye

A penile erection. Also see hard-on, stiffy, chubby

"I'm afraid he might pull the stiff one-eye on me."

-- Jack Nicholson about Greg Kinnear in "As Good as it Gets"

by startrek3000 June 1, 2010

Stiff Grain of Rice

A micropenis that is erect.

Girl: Give me your full 2.5 inches
Alex P: I am on my way with my stiff grain of rice!

by Cooker of Rice January 14, 2022

Stiff Little Fingers

AMAZING IRISH PUNK BAND!!!!!!! sometimes referred to as the "Irish Clash". Very political, and very talented! AMAZING BAND

Some Stiff Little Fingers' songs are Nobody's Heroes, Suspect Device, and the Silver Lining

by clashcityrocker January 22, 2004