United States

The place south of the Canadian border. Has nice people in it, as well as pricks. Powerful government, if sometimes self-serving and misleading.

The United States is okay.

by huzzah November 3, 2003

States

Slang for Canadians talking about the United States of America

"My brother just flew up from the States. He was visiting our cousin in Alabama."

by realcanadiantoffee April 30, 2009

william shakespeare

In a word, genius. Born in Straford-Upon-Avon, England in the 1500s, he wrote plays for Queen Elizabeth. Next to the Bible, his works are the most quoted and alluded to ever. Some of his works include Romeo and Juliet, Julius Caesar, Twelth Night, Hamlet, Midsummer's Night Dream, Macbeth, King Lear, and Othello

William Shakespeare is the quintessential English author/playwright

by Petite Soeur July 15, 2008

wooden stake

Used to kill vampires. Has to be struck into the heart.

Watch any vampire film.

by Matty D July 1, 2004

Stake

A fake stoner usually from 15-17 years old, always brags about he/she is always high. Usually posting on facebook status with misspelled words like, "Am sooo hiii" "Im happy cuz im high" "dum haterz dont now about weed." Always annoying you when you are talking about something and they're always bringing weed up.

Stop trying to be a stoner, STAKE!

by Transforme July 8, 2011

Pete Sakes

Sarcastic questioning of a situation, or event. Disbelief of terms of a comment received, or given.

Similar to "OMG" or "Oh My God", used in the format "For Pete Sakes"

"Did you hear that Dan lost $1,000 at a casino last night?"... "For Pete Sakes, are you kidding me?"...

by slugger_mn April 3, 2011

United States Naval Academy

A school designed to be utter hell but to fortify your future where other academy grads provide you jobs regardless of your competence. Midshipmen training includes condescension, premature judgments, and spreading pain previously received by the trainer because "it happened to them." Lieutenants act like Admirals and Senior midshipmen act like Lieutenants, while Senior Enlisted generally take out their own suffering and marital problems on the midshipmen. The average Naval Academy midshipman is a bro and drinking is a competitive sport. Service selection is based fifty percent on how well you hide your flaws from the public as well as general butt kissing. Alumni love the Naval Academy because their brains have blocked out the negative memories and only left the positives.

"I went to the United States Naval Academy, I loved it!"
"Really? Why?"
"Uh, Its great!"

by The Beast Master Fresh June 16, 2009