Spud Thumper

The act of taking a potato and a potato gun and shooting the potato into a homeless mans rectum.

dude i saw this homeless guy get a spud thumper the other day!

by TheSpudThumper October 31, 2010

Spud my knuck

Spudding (fist bumping) someone knuckles.

Great shot!! Spud my knuck!!

by shagyournan123 June 7, 2018

Spud-grade Sniping

Sniping so good, the sniper could fire potatoes and kill someone.

*Sniper makes an almost impossible shot*
Sniper: Yeah, headshot
Teammate: That was some Spud-grade Sniping.

by Spudinator497 June 29, 2008

Charlie Big Spuds

A show off, someone who thinks they're the don.

Me : Check out that unicycle rider he's got a bunch of flowers up his butt crack, reading the paper and hoovering the sidewalk while he performs to a street audience of 5000.

Him : Who does he think he is some sort of Charlie Big Spuds?

by Krikpoh January 28, 2007

Spud Bum

where you put your arse cheeks on some ones mashed potatoes when they are not in the room and let them eat it without them knowing :)

Dane wiped his arse cheeks on Chinas mashed potatoes when she went to use the toilet and watched her eat her dinner.this is spud bum.

by Daneo January 9, 2009

Spud Faced Bogstomper

An Irishman.

That Spud Faced Bogstomper ain't going to share his Guiness.

by Alf McAllister September 4, 2016

beef and spud

Where the jew baby works

yo that bitch is beef and spudin it

by kosher July 21, 2003