Sandy Sombrero

When one uses sandpaper paper (40 grit) as a condom and completely annihilates her ass leading to her immediate death due to extraordinary blood loss

I used a sandy sombrero with a Spanish whore after the Carpenter's Convention last year. She died.

by Barak Bin Laden December 4, 2018

Spandongle

A juicy mixture of ketamine and speed in line form.

Hello good sir, would you care for a spandongle?

by Lionel Skinnytits February 1, 2019

Sandy rat

So first, you wanna take your girl on a date out to dah beach. Stay there, until the sun starts setting (so it's romantic). Then you wanna make eye contact with your girl while your girl rubs her pussy with sand and make sure it gets in there..really gets in there ;). Then rub your dick in the sand, and thrust it up in there (the Sandy vag). After you're done, pull it out.

Then you have a Sandy rat

I took my girl to the beach and I gave her the Sandy rat

by TinyBugPP February 29, 2020

Spanky with Preston

The occasion when you have sex with a completely random girl that you drown in sweat, and being unable to bust because you are so shitfaced.

It was like I was having Spanky with Preston, eww!

by El Pene de Preston July 3, 2020

Sandy Tugnuts

Sandy Tugnuts is what you call a person who you always see hanging out at the beach, constantly adjusting their junk due to a genital sand flea infestation.

Hey! Take a look at Adam over there with his hand down his speedo. Always scratching on his D and B’s! What a Sandy Tugnuts!!

by Doey Dickle July 5, 2021

Spandan

Heartbeat. Not so common Bengali name. Hrit-Spandan means Heart-Beat (Hrit from Hridoy, meaning Heart). It is pronounced as Spon-don ("spawn" and "dome" with n instead of m). However, non-Bengalis don't give a fuck and hence call it Sapandan, Spanndannn, etc.

Do you want to be Spandan er spandan?

by sban2009 November 24, 2021

Shandyquaffer

A word used to accuse someone of having a desire to quaff (drink) large volumes of shandy instead of drinking proper beer with the lads. It basically is a more descriptive way of calling out a friend for behaving in a lightweight manner.

Ian said that he couldn’t go out with the lads to the match because he is staying at home to tidy the content in his shed. What a Shandyquaffer!

by Shaymen_x April 30, 2022