Snowman Hand

adj. To have semen all over your hand(s) from either yourself, or a boyfriend after coming. Usually results from unexpected climax.

Lady: My boyfriend didn't warn me before he came, so he gave me a serious case of snowman hand.

Dude: The picture of Angelina Jolie on the cover of Marie Claire made me nut so fast I gave myself snowman hand.
Other Dude: You read Marie Claire?

by KamiChan January 24, 2012

chinese snowman

The act of urinating on a snowman causing the color of the snow to change to yellow.

"Hey look, sharky has a Chinese snowman!"

"Yea, I think his dog pissed on it and ate the carrot."

by Tonyg019 December 11, 2013

Cheesy snowman

When your buddy is so blacked out drunk on the couch so you stuff his nostrils with 2 fucking flaming hot cheetos!

My buddy was so drunk I gave him a cheesy snowman then threw a cup of raw urine on him

by Dirty twizzler February 13, 2024

Barney The Snowman

Barney The Snowman is god and we shall praise him, he is our leader and we shall grovel at his feet. He was killed by jesus. Your welcome.

Cr:Human

My god is Barney The Snowman.

by Ineedtopee May 9, 2020

Snowman's Load

A large icy beverage. eg. Slush Drink, Sno-Cone or Ice Water.

"I was so thirsty, I swallowed a Snowman's Load."

Variation: "It is so hot... I could sure go down on a snowman right now!"

by groimsley December 11, 2010

Snowman

Keyboard and synth man Kim Wonpil of Day6 once described himself as a snowman whilst on a skiing/ snowboarding trip with his band mates. “Kim wonpil” is synonymous to God and what he says goes therefore he is “Snowman”

No one: h-
Wonpil: hey I’m snowman

by Wonpi94 March 10, 2019

Peanut butter Snowman

The act of shitting on a glass table after an anal creampie.

You can dress that peanut butter Snowman like a Mr. Potato Head.

by Fecal Freak Fanatic March 13, 2022