Snorklespat

A non-word word, more like a anti-non-noise noise

Snorklespat went the skibidat when it chorklebaffed on the dippydoo.

by TheUnfunnyDoofus August 14, 2023

crotch snorkle

Simulated oral sex. Or any public head to groin action. Coined by Ryan Seacrest in regards to Adam Lambert's AMA performance.

Also see: Pink's 2004 Billboard Awards performance
and Derek Hough and Joanna Krupa on Dancing with the Stars.

1. "Man, he knocked Tom Brady on his ass!"

"Yeah, it was a great sack, except for the part where he totally crotch snorkled the dude."

2. No Madonna performance is complete without a requisite crotch snorkle from the dancers.

by auseyre December 6, 2009

Snow Snookie

Sarah Palin: reality TV star; dabbled in politics as an out of the blue VP candidate that sunk the McCain ticket; served a half term as the Alaska gov, but apparently couldn't stand the heat and got out of the kitchen, deciding instead to pursue celebrity and personal fortune. In order to keep her celebrity brand current she continues to intimate a Presidential run, though few believe she is a serious player. She is the perferred opponent to President Obama by most Democrats.

I saw snow snookie on a rerun of Sarah Palin's Alaska last night. She's smoking hot for a member of the media elite.

by Innocent4 December 9, 2011

salty snorkle

When a girl is giving head underwater and the man nuts in her mouth while she is still underwater

Last Saturday I gave my girl a salty snorkle

by Wtfjr November 26, 2017

Cock-snorkle

The act of giving felacio underwater.

She was eager to get to the pool so she could passionately cock-snorkle him.

by jolie seraphina December 27, 2017

flesh snorkle

a big ass nose so fucking big you use it to breath underwater.

"damn george, you have a fucking flesh snorkle!" "no i don't :("

by 242424242424242424oz July 17, 2021

boomping snookies

having copious amounts of sex

Alex and Jeff had a great night of boomping snookies.

by willrocks February 17, 2022