Afghanistan Slushie

When a calamity breakout meets a invasion of genital warts. And causes anal bleeding

I feel sorry for Zach because that girl gave him an Afghanistan Slushie

by Get real 23 May 5, 2025

slushy

Used to describe a person who is inconsistent in their loyalty or attitude toward you. Sometimes real, sometimes distant. They’re not fully fake, but not all the way solid either. Just like a slushy: not ice, not liquid—somewhere in between.

One day Amro’s hyping you up, the next he’s lowkey dissing you. He’s real slushy like that.

by hameedscigarette May 11, 2025

Bathroom Slushie

When you leave the bathroom and you have a large glass of chocolate milk.

"Hey, this bathroom slushie goes great with my bathroom sandwich!"

by Jama-Himself May 14, 2025