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Shredding Plastic

"vaping right?"
"yeah, vaping"
Yo, we shredding plastic rn?
by walmu May 22, 2022
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Schrödinger's Douchebag

When one says something offensive, and their irony is initially unclear, they are basically simultaneously ironic and unironic, until they get a reaction. If they appear to get a positive (unironic approving) reaction, then the waveform collapses into being unironic. If they appear to get a negative (unironic opposing) reaction it collapses into being ironic. Shrodinger's douchebag.
"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"It's funny because it's true! Unfortunately, people don't want to hear the truth and they seriously blame white people and 'systemic racism' for this."
"Yep, we are living in clown world my dude."

"'Despite being 13% of the population, they commit over 50% of the crime' is definitely not a true statement."
"Wtf. Bro are you a racist?"
"No, I'm just being ironic, haven't you ever heard of dark humor before?

"Gosh that dude is a real Schrödinger's Douchebag"
by qENkQ6sqU0 July 16, 2022
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schrödingers racist

a person who is racist, and decides whether they are joking based on the reaction they get from peers.
by kingtux99999 February 14, 2023
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Shitter shredding

The act of playing electric guitar in ones bathroom
Dude.. You should've heard me shitter shredding this morning. The acoustics in my bathroom are phenomenal
by Breadfan4life October 13, 2021
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Load Shredding

Refer to "Load Shedding", in South Africa, we get power cuts because of lack of maintenance on the power stations.

When you're working from home, and you have Stage 6 Load Shedding, so you can't work because your laptop dies and your internet connection drops. So you grab your mountain bike and go "Load Shredding"
Work colleague: "Hey man, power's been off since 10am, and load shedding is scheduled till 4pm, what you up to?"
Me: "Yeah Bro same, I've already racked up my bike, gonna go hit the trails and do some 'Load Shredding'"
Work Colleague: "Yeah man, 'Load Shredding' sounds good, meet you there."
by Munchk1n February 22, 2023
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hips are spreading

phrase used in the acknowledgement of a young girl/woman coming to the age where she can birth children. Also used in the south to let said girl/woman know that she has garnered sexual attention. See also: hips widening, hips getting wide, childbearing hips.
When creepy uncle Ray saw his daughter and her friends going to the pool, he made it a point to let them all know their hips are spreading with the tip of his hat and a wink right before they all barfed at the thought of the pervy piece of shit and hbis thoughts.
by helloFreshWhore November 28, 2022
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spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly
The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
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