SLING SHOTTER

WHERE YOU PUT YOUR FUCKING DICK ON A SLINGSHOT AND YOU BUST A HUGE ASS NUT

"Bro My friend is a sling shotter"
"Fr?, I thought he was gay"

by P O G G E R S December 3, 2020

Top Shotter

A label that is often self-proclaimed, but rarely justified. It refers to that one dweeb in the group who thinks he can handle the most alcohol. The Top Shotter rarely lives up to his bold claims. When faced with a serious drinking challenge amongst real men, the Top Shotter can be found face down in the nearest gutter with his liver trying to escape out of rectum.

Top Shotter: "Come on lads, everyone knows I'm the Top Shotter"
Real Men: "F*** off Joey we just saw you pay that sexy barmaid for a shot of water"

Top Shotter (after about two shots): "I'm shoo dwunk and I want my girlfwend"

by Witney Kru December 25, 2020

sleep shitted

When someone takes an absolute steamer on you when you’re asleep, but cleans you off with a hot flannel and soap before you can wake to realise.

“Ay mate, never guess what I sleep shitted on Dan last night. Fucking stank.”

by Emiliath March 16, 2021

Ben Scotted

To fail at a task

Tim:Dude I just Ben Scotted that test
Tom: How it was multiple choice

Tim: I’m just stupid

by A possum possum March 24, 2022

titties spotted off the port baw

Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.

Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!

by YungTBagger January 13, 2023

holy shittedness

A state of sarcastic amazement.

You mean the price of living has gone up, but the paycheck stays the same? Wow, I'm in a state of "holy shittedness!"

by A.G.P. September 24, 2023

i shitted my pants

OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

i shitted my pants again

by ausboss20001 October 8, 2023