Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.

A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.

by Karot March 8, 2013

Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.

I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA

by lyquiddye May 2, 2011

Urinal Shitter

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.

Person 1: Yo! The urinal shitter strikes again!
Person 2: I know right, urinal shits are so gross.

by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

Angry Shitter

Someone who has anger issues and likes to take it out on the Porcelain God in the bathroom. This usually happens after a big meal or big binge drinking session after consuming processed foods. The next morning when you sit N go, its so wild it ends up all over the walls of the toilet because of the angry push velocity out of the ring of fire.

Lou is an Angry Shitter, look at what he did to the toilet. Theres spatter everywhere!

by Hungoverballsack December 19, 2021

Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
Cuntshitter

Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!

by Huthost December 22, 2018

Shitter Shimmy

verb. The act of shaking your ass, while sitting on the shitter, in order to get the last clinging turd to fall.

I had to do one hell of shitter shimmy to get that last turd to fall.

by TheMan February 1, 2008

Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.

Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!

by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017