Once a man said shiny babies and everyone started repeating. They thought it was magic and they knew it was a great power so they tried to find evidence of what shiny babies means. However, the man who said shiny babies had hired 1 million hitmen, and 99.99% of people who tried finding the shiny babies died. That is all I can provide you with otherwise the hitmen will be after me.
by Onslaughtpheenom August 2, 2022

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
by stinkface February 22, 2008

Another way of saying "brand new" as in annoyingly green. To be a greenhorn, amateurs, inexperienced, novice, etc. to the point of dislike by others. I a social setting a shiny person (brand new) would be ostrcized because they do not know what they are talking about, pretends to do so. The shiny person would view the conversation too esoteric for their own good, yet attempts to join in anyway.
"You know I'm gonna bring that fire at the party tonight." said Alfredo to Adam.
Adam reponds, "some of that sticky icky? Fu sho! I thought you where gonna bring that shwag shit."
"Do I look shiny to you? Of course I'm gonna bring the bomb shit!"
In which juaqin tries to join in the conversation as well as the event says, "can I come? I have matches dipped in honey."
Alfredo and Adam both look at each other and say in tandem, "this nigga's hella shiny!"
Adam reponds, "some of that sticky icky? Fu sho! I thought you where gonna bring that shwag shit."
"Do I look shiny to you? Of course I'm gonna bring the bomb shit!"
In which juaqin tries to join in the conversation as well as the event says, "can I come? I have matches dipped in honey."
Alfredo and Adam both look at each other and say in tandem, "this nigga's hella shiny!"
by Mauflo98 November 1, 2015

Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?
You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021

by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016

A person who might have sarcastic comments and an all around ass hole personality. Someone who is just mean for attention. A troll.
by Imperial pravis December 19, 2019

by widget master November 19, 2019
