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Shiny babies

Once a man said shiny babies and everyone started repeating. They thought it was magic and they knew it was a great power so they tried to find evidence of what shiny babies means. However, the man who said shiny babies had hired 1 million hitmen, and 99.99% of people who tried finding the shiny babies died. That is all I can provide you with otherwise the hitmen will be after me.
Man: Shiny babies
Man 2: Shiny babies

Man 3: Shiny babies
by Onslaughtpheenom August 2, 2022
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Shiny Burrito

The act of defecating into one's penis and then ejaculating onto your hand to rub onto your penis then you have sex
yeah fredrick gave me a shiny burrito last night poop got everywhere it was still great though
by stinkface February 22, 2008
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do i look shiny

Another way of saying "brand new" as in annoyingly green. To be a greenhorn, amateurs, inexperienced, novice, etc. to the point of dislike by others. I a social setting a shiny person (brand new) would be ostrcized because they do not know what they are talking about, pretends to do so. The shiny person would view the conversation too esoteric for their own good, yet attempts to join in anyway.
"You know I'm gonna bring that fire at the party tonight." said Alfredo to Adam.

Adam reponds, "some of that sticky icky? Fu sho! I thought you where gonna bring that shwag shit."

"Do I look shiny to you? Of course I'm gonna bring the bomb shit!"

In which juaqin tries to join in the conversation as well as the event says, "can I come? I have matches dipped in honey."

Alfredo and Adam both look at each other and say in tandem, "this nigga's hella shiny!"
by Mauflo98 November 1, 2015
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Shiny Fingers

When your fingers look like they're soaked in oil
Me: Why you came out of the bathroom with those shiny fingers?

You: Let me use your phone.
Me: Don't be touching my screen with those shiny fingers
by Stegosaurus Montgomery February 17, 2021
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sir shiny

Term of affection for a policeman, with extremely shiny boots.
Oh please don't arrest me Sir Shiny, have i been a bad girl? Are you going to handcuff me?
by DottieVATmistress May 17, 2016
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Shiny

A person who might have sarcastic comments and an all around ass hole personality. Someone who is just mean for attention. A troll.
Man that guy is a real shiny sometimes.
by Imperial pravis December 19, 2019
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shiny and chrome

1. The most beautiful thing that mankind can achive.
2. a lost art on automobiles.
You will ride eternal, shiny and chrome.
by widget master November 19, 2019
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