the act of dickslaping someone with a chode while some black dude urinates on your back and while that dude is geting padled by some asian in the back of any fastfood resturant
by hatwardo July 16, 2011
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by Guanaca_N_Proud July 18, 2008
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1.Very cool and humble people.
2.They are the creators of the best food ever, pupusas.
2.You don't mess with a Salvadorian, since they can be really aggressive.
3.Sometimes they can be really cold and mysterious since they don't like to talk to much about their lives.
4.Many of them have been through a lot of shit. Probably more than one has seen someone getting murdered. Can be either a family member or a random person.
5.Really hardworkers.
6.Many of them can be really funny.
7.Salvadorians and Mexicans have a big rivalry when it comes to soccer. Because of that, many hate each other.
8.They hate being called Mexicans because of what was mentioned above.
9.People from the city can be very educated and good at computers and office works while people from the rural areas are more into hard work and agriculture.
10.A lot of Salvadorians speak english since American companies have a big influence in El Salvador and if you speak the language, you have more opportunities to get hired by them. Some can be even sent to the states to work.
11.Salvadorian women are super hot, and really good in bed.
12.Many white Salvadorian for an unknown reason come from rural areas, or small villages in the middle of nowhere.
13.If you see a Salvadorian acting like a white, they are probably "areneros" which is the salvadorian equivalent of being a republican.
2.They are the creators of the best food ever, pupusas.
2.You don't mess with a Salvadorian, since they can be really aggressive.
3.Sometimes they can be really cold and mysterious since they don't like to talk to much about their lives.
4.Many of them have been through a lot of shit. Probably more than one has seen someone getting murdered. Can be either a family member or a random person.
5.Really hardworkers.
6.Many of them can be really funny.
7.Salvadorians and Mexicans have a big rivalry when it comes to soccer. Because of that, many hate each other.
8.They hate being called Mexicans because of what was mentioned above.
9.People from the city can be very educated and good at computers and office works while people from the rural areas are more into hard work and agriculture.
10.A lot of Salvadorians speak english since American companies have a big influence in El Salvador and if you speak the language, you have more opportunities to get hired by them. Some can be even sent to the states to work.
11.Salvadorian women are super hot, and really good in bed.
12.Many white Salvadorian for an unknown reason come from rural areas, or small villages in the middle of nowhere.
13.If you see a Salvadorian acting like a white, they are probably "areneros" which is the salvadorian equivalent of being a republican.
Person 1."yo my new boyfriend is salvadorian and he is a god on bed"
Person 2. "Lucky you. I want a salvadorian boyfriend"
Person 2. "Lucky you. I want a salvadorian boyfriend"
by Whassup123 October 16, 2016
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chu ppl who say s*** bout us
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by Latina1236 January 5, 2008
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Function: noun
Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.
1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)
2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)
Etymology: Engli-talian. Deviation of the common Italian-American name, Salvatore, ending with an obvious connection to a secondary description.
1. Along with excessive hand gesturing, lacks the ability to "get to the point". All stories must contain as much detail as possible leading to complete impatience for the receiving party. (see example 1)
2. All cooking is done shirtless. Like a dog, was born without a human's under-appreciated sweat glands. This results in the body quickly overheating when placed near an open flame, such as a stove. (see example 2)
Example 1
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.
Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!
Steve: Hey Sal, how was last night?
Salvatard: Oh so last night, I'm getting ready to go out, so I begin polishing my shoes, because they were messed up from the snow. Crazy weather lately, huh? This polish is great; I got it from a store just around the corner from my house. This store is owned by a nice guy I've known for like 5 years...
Steve: (internally) Shit, is he seriously still talking?
Salvatard: Long story short, short story longer, yea real nice guy, so anyways...
Steve: Uh-huh.
Example 2
Steve: What a great night's sleep I just had. Oooh I smell bacon and eggs.
Salvatard: Ayo! Good morning, breakfast is on.
Steve: (noticing Sal is shirtless over the eggs) Shit!
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