scrotum squeegee

Used to describe someone that has reached the level of dick headedness that it's incomprehensible.

Tom you're a scrotum squeegee

by Jaru Salem January 17, 2021

King Scrotum

When somebody places their scrotum on another persons forehead. Seeming like he has a crown.

Look at me! I'm King Scrotuming Philip

by Alutiiq April 16, 2019

scrotum mittens

When somebody stretches their excess scrotal skin around their fists to keep warm.

"Holy Shit! I can't feel my fingers, good thing I have fists and a ballsack! Thank god for scrotum mittens!

by Srotal Delight March 28, 2016

scrotum puff

The tiny little fuzz balls that's from your underwear and sticks to your nut sack after a long day. Not to be confused with from unda cheese.

Bro I had so many scrotum puffs on my balls today I could've made a cotton ball with it

by Speak_Eazy July 15, 2016

scrotum berries

The hanging poop balls or fecal matter left behind on the nut sack hairs after a soft stool

Joe had a severe case of scrotum berries after exporting a soft excrement of poop

by BIG T 49 December 1, 2014

ASSA SCROTUM

A boy who has brown hair, is typically short, and his voice is so high pitched it sounds like a dolphin. He tells everyone that he’s straight but is secretly gay.

“Is that guys name asa Odom?”
“No it’s assa scrotum!”

by Im.Thiccc October 26, 2017

Scrotum Fuck

When a man slits another man’s scrotum and proceeds to have sex with it.

Jim:I scrotum fucked Jahndy so hard last night!
Jayson: No way!

by Big boi42069 June 22, 2020