When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
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Get the scooter poof mug.This is a version of a chav. They can be seen scooting around the estate in their full Adidas tracksuit, and are often seen scooting with a can of boost or some form of alcohol. They may post a video of their scooting skills on Instagram, but they will get very mad if it gets under 150 likes.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
What to do if a scooter chav approaches you:
Run. For. Your. Life.
Scooter chavs are very intimidating, they may throw their scooter or an empty beer bottle at you if you are not. careful.
by Popiiiiiiiii June 9, 2019
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Another name for the unsuspecting asshole of a female, which when entered abruptly causes her to scoot and waddle forward. This movement is usually accompanied by a very loud "OW" or "FUCK".
by Crackedskulla September 17, 2016
Get the scooter hole mug.The green branded scooters that exist in lots of cities around the United States including Washington D.C. They are disliked by some and loved by others. Some people have thrown them into rivers and destroyed them.
by LizardInACan September 19, 2021
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