ME: Did you see that chick on the scooter?
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
FRIEND: Was she ugly?
ME: NO WAY! She's was a total Scooter Cooter!
by Jivefool July 25, 2021
Get the Scooter Cootermug. a motorized vehicle in which the fat, or mobidly obese people ride so that they dont have to use their legs, so they pretend to have the Black Plague or any other ancient flipping disease, to get carted around because all that mcdonalds,burgerking,and food from a mexican on the side of the road,named pablo gave then some deepfried shit that caused them to get this way , if they stood up im pretty sure now only would their ankles shatter but the devil might experiance his own hell!
by nikoli2142 April 3, 2011
Get the handicapped-scootersmug. The green branded scooters that exist in lots of cities around the United States including Washington D.C. They are disliked by some and loved by others. Some people have thrown them into rivers and destroyed them.
by LizardInACan September 19, 2021
Get the Lime Scootersmug. When you shart and have to do the "shuffle" whilst holding a manageable amount of poop cupped in your hands over your trousers just to make it to the bathroom before it slides down your leg!
"Dennis sharted again! Then he had to do the "scooter biscuit" all the way through the mall in front of the Girl Scouts!!"
by Mister Jang-a-lang April 14, 2014
Get the scooter biscuitmug. When you have high hopes of sitting down and taking a good poop. What comes out is a lackluster loud pop of a fart with a little poop nugget. Resembles the sound of a scooter backfiring.
by PeaceLL March 19, 2021
Get the Scooter popmug. by Allaisha July 29, 2023
Get the Scooter girlmug. A porn where someone has intercourse with a scooter. This can be some with either male or female and often tikes is watched by gay skater boys.
by Winningarguments111 December 4, 2018
Get the Scooter pornmug.