Usually performed on one's birthday, the act of lifting the cake recipient's legs in the air so that they may willingly immerse their entire face into a well-frosted cake. Derived from keg stand
The partygoers were moved to a frenzy after Mrs. Wilson lost her contacts while performing a cake stand.
by Marion Girls January 17, 2009
A handstand on a keg. The act of guzzling alchohol in an inverted position in massive quantities, with onlookers cheering.
by Batman April 12, 2002
2. When a man is standing up and receiving oral pleasure from a bitch he does not like--or maybe he likes, but is cool with it--and he simply pulls his penis out and begins peeing all over her head. Following the act he must ask the woman for 25 cents.
"Hey Diane did you go swimming?"
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."
"No dude i totally jusyt gave that bitch a lemonade stand!"
"Laughter by all."
by The Ish April 22, 2005
The action of training your kid to stand in two legs before learning to walk, usually practiced on kids below 3 years old.
Person 1: That child looks menacing, why he just stay there and look around.
Person 2: He just baby stand.
Person 2: He just baby stand.
by Kagetane April 29, 2019
When one partner takes a solidised shit, in the other partners belly button while they are laying down, making the shit stand vertical much like a decorative easter egg on a stand you see at grandmas.
by Rick Rumbler October 25, 2018
by ThatWandaVisionFan March 09, 2021
A person who uses a standing desk is generally annoying everyone about how they should use a standing desk and that its healthy
Standing Desk Person: Ah yeah, I'm so healthy! You should get a standing desk, it's healthy. Did I mention it's healthy?
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
Sitting Desk Person: Shut the fuck up pleaaasee
by NINJA044's PEGNIS January 18, 2017