Squishy European

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.

Ew, Russel Brand is such a squishy european.

by kristiabus May 28, 2017

squishy juice

it's just a better way of saying Caprisun honestly. it's a juice pouch that's squishy, it's squishy juice.

Person 1: "Hey man do you have any Caprisuns?"
Person 2: "Oh yea, there's a few squishy juices in the fridge."

by honey.bee_melon November 2, 2022

Squishy

The Squishy is an unknown native creature from the planet 676 with origins unknown. Distinguishing characteristics include long wiggly tongue, hair-covered, and mammoth sized lips. Their species come in a variety of colors and sizes and have mouths that could engulf an entire average sized home. Tales have been told that the largest one of all resides in the center of the planet and is taller than Mt. Everest.

John: Wow look at that squishy there! There are so many "squishies" on planet 676. They're tall, small, and anything at all. And their tongues sure are large, lemme see what they do ;).

Fred: John what the fuck is wrong with you.

by benitomosquito December 2, 2023

squishy butt loving

Done by two women with ample booty press their butts together cheek to cheek and wiggling.

Can be done with or without clothes on.

Cure-all .

Ouch! I stubbed my toe! Some squishy butt loving sure would make it feel better

by Taco InMy Pocket November 11, 2020

squishy booty

Sofia Demetriou’s butt.

I really wanna squishy booty Sofia, it’s amazing!!

by bootylover! April 2, 2023

to squishy

The deliberate act of someone forcefully pressing a soiled diaper, worn by the recipient, against the recipient’s own body, causing the fecal contents of the diaper to make contact with and spread onto their skin. This action is most commonly carried out by two adults or young adults, often as a prank or form of mischief.

I'm going to squishy you!
If you don't behave, I will squishy you.

by CocainaEnLaCocina July 18, 2025

Squishy squirrel meat

A prolapsed vagina that has been used up and enlarged. Instead of being able to hold nuts like a squirrel's mouth, it is now just a soft tube of meat hanging.

After Steve wrecked Brenda, she was left with squishy squirrel meat.

by Jddan_22 June 8, 2018