Smelly Flop

When you lean forward usually to pull up your pants in a public bathroom, and your terd does a front to back sideways splash on your ass

I was dropping a deuce at work and an coqorker walked in, i pulled my pants up feom aroumd my ankles as i was braking one off and it did q Smelly flop into the bowl.

by JOHNjFOLEY December 12, 2018

smelly arse

Ones bum or gearbox smelling like the underneath of your watch!

Oh Christ, I just bent down to pick some clothes off the floor, when bang! I caught a blast of my smelly arse, better get in the shower mate!!

by D I Reagan November 23, 2013

smelly kebab

A terrorist who reeks of curry

Oh look more smelly kebabs

by King Jeffrey June 26, 2017

smelly blow

strong smelling hash,very nice but sumtimes rotten to smoke

hey bill, party on friday lets get some "Smelly Blow"

by Porto Lads March 9, 2010

Smelly Dish

The phrase refers to female genitalia that is less than sanitary.

johnrocky: i want ur hot smelly dish

by AnonBlazer October 3, 2010

smelly door

When you open up a warm door handle expecting there to be a fire, because a hot door handle, usually alerts a fire. The door is opened to a big toot. And a sandwich with too much mayo.

Guy 1: "had a smelly Door incident last night. I was watching Matilda and I had a nice beef"
Guy 2: "hell yeah man, welcome to campus"

by Bookerton January 7, 2018

smelly vag

A stinky whores pussy that reaks and Is inchy and has herpies cuz they don't wash~. c.h

Thts. C.h wit a smelly vag

by Dnt fuck w. Me bitch March 27, 2015