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Skateboarded

To shut down a feature request in software development in favor of delivering an MVP. As in "We've got to build a skateboard before we can build a car." Derived from the popular infographic about delivering MVP's in which you develop a skateboard first, followed by a scooter, then a bicycle, then a motorcycle, then a car.
"I asked Terry to add more "pop" to the sign in page and he totally skateboarded me!"
by Zachmo May 11, 2018
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Skateboard

So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
My skateboard broke

Duh cuz it was 1$
by A person who skateboards April 8, 2020
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skateboard head

A kid in your 7th grade class that will not stop calling u mac and cheese.Also roles a tiny skateboard over your head and that then got it stuck in your hair.
by McKaylea March 3, 2020
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English Skateboard

When you fuck a bitch and you start your second round you slip on a skateboard and stick your whole dick in and ejaculate into her stomach saying pip pip cheerio
Oh shit i english skateboarded the hooker and now we have a kid
by The Nigga Behind You October 27, 2020
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skateboards

titties that seperate….
Damn i wish that bitch had perky titties, but no she has skateboards
by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022
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skateboard

a dangerous plank of wood which is colourful to distract you from the terrible truth
oh look! it’s a skateboard it’s so colourful!!!
*crash*
*dies*
by skaterhater April 29, 2022
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Fell off a skateboard

when u got crossed up on the court and broke you're ankle but don't want anyone to know u got crossed up so you tell people u know that u fell off a skateboard
Friend: dam bro how u break your ankle?

Brian: i Fell off a skateboard

Friend: dam thats crazy
by Dawson's gay January 6, 2022
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