by Youngnarrowlikesbbc March 31, 2022
by BigDInTheHouse December 14, 2022
So this is what will happen when u decide to skateboard. You’ll go and buy a cheap Walmart board because you can’t afford a real one then you’ll start skating and get really addicted then you’ll try ur first trick and can’t land it cuz u suk. Then you’ll throw your board on the ground in anger and it will snap cuz it was 1$ so you’ll tell ur mom that ur board broke and she’ll get mad and say it’s your fault (witch it is for being cheap) and she won’t buy u a new one
by A person who skateboards April 08, 2020
Kid: dad teach me how to skateboard! Pleasee
Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!
That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg
Dad: okay okay.. *gets on skateboard*
Kid: you can do it!
Dad: *rides a little and trips*
Dad: AHHH
kid: DAD!
That’s how dad got a broken arm and leg
by Don’t touch me-my cat May 23, 2021
by Shizenkai November 13, 2016
The absolute peak of sports. A renowned sport involving a board and yourself. It is all about meticulous timing, consistency and an abundance of practice. It is shown to have an incredible skill ceiling and shows off your style. It is built up by a huge and amazing community and is incredibly enjoyable. It consists of a plethora of tricks for you hit some sick lines. It is incredibly rewarding and is improved with lots of patience and practice. The precision involved is almost inconceivable. It gives many people a reason to go outside and have an infinite amount of fun. It fills people with creativity and import skills like quick reaction times and insane precision. I highly recommend it to you. Have fun.
by Theboard34 March 21, 2024
by skaterhater April 29, 2022