A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.
I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.
by bfoltz43 August 9, 2009

A person who spends upwards of 15-20 minutes in the stall, eventually producing a shit, but hogging the stall for a long period of time.
by DPJ626 April 28, 2014

Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.
JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost December 22, 2018

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.
by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020

verb. The act of shaking your ass, while sitting on the shitter, in order to get the last clinging turd to fall.
by TheMan February 1, 2008

Not having the time to take a shit all day even though you know you have to. Or if there is not a place to take a shit.
When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.
When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.
On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
When you are on a first date and you know you can't excuse yourself to take the kids to the pool.
When you are riding with your boss all day and know you can't ask your boss to pull over so you can have a shit.
On your first day at the new office when you can't ask the receptionist or your new boss where the bathroom is only to be gone for 20 minutes dropping the bomb.
I was up against two deadlines and had meetings throughout the day - I had to drop a deuce but I knew I would be pinching a no shitter which made me sweat and my guts quiver.
by Deuce Bigelow February 4, 2014

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.
by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017
