Throat Shitter

Throat Shitter (noun): A person, who having ungratefully accepted good things in life, shits down everyone's throat when things go tits up.
A reliable server messes up once.

Sam: This server is so fucking shit!

Sam is a throat shitter.
by Karot March 09, 2013
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conversation shitter

A toilet in a school men's room where there is no stall or door around it, allowing for anyone else who walks in to begin conversation with you while you shit.
I don't like to be visible to others while I shit, but the only toilet in this restroom is a conversation shitter.
by bfoltz43 August 10, 2009
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Commando Shitter

A toilet installed in a public place with no privacy.

Generally installed in bars / taverns mens rooms. Due to possibility of illegal activity there is no privacy walls and the restroom door does not lock.

Therefore in a busy bar at any moment if you have to go someone may walk in on you dropping a duce.
I had to take a dump really bad but the bar has a commando shitter so I decided to drive home and take a dump.

There are many examples of a commando shitter in Pittsburgh, PA
by lyquiddye April 13, 2011
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Urinal Shitter

Someone who quietly shits in a urinal in a public restroom (usually school restrooms), and leaves it there and sneaks out, only for the next person to discover.
Person 1: Yo! The urinal shitter strikes again!
Person 2: I know right, urinal shits are so gross.
by motorcycle98 August 16, 2020
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Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.
Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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Cunt Shitter

(noun)
Someone who eats so much pussy that they shit cunt.
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Cunt Shitter
MINDY: Jimmy eats so much pussy that he shits cunt; he is a real cuntshitter.

JIMMY: Only when I see a Mindy!
by Huthost December 23, 2018
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Rim Shitter

To forego the toilet seat when one takes a dump. To park your ass on cold porcelain when defecating.
Toilet seats are for chicks, dude. I'm a Rim Shitter like a man should be!
by Rim Shitter November 30, 2017
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