A power tool that resembles a table saw, but, if you look closly-er you will realize it is just a bunch of recycled Chinese Newspapers, eyelashes and bottlecaps that are molded into a form of a table saw. If you bought this table saw I've got 2 words for you: "Rookie Mistake." This is the chick version of a table saw and that chick would also have to be dumb.
"Damn my Haussmann table saw won't even cut through MDF!"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"
"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"
"Why did my one-legged Grandmother buy such a shitty tablesaw"
"I really enjoy using my Haussmann to cut carrots, celery and the occasional potatoe fry"
by Laughingmyarseoff March 10, 2010
When a group of rednecks in a chain gang cleaning up some shit see a young male (rarely are females targeted) and surround him slowly pulling out their penises and rapidly swinging them around as they come in closer until the innocent victim cowers and lays on the floor as they stroke and brush his entire body with their ball sacks. Unfortunately it doesn't end there, they begin to brush/stroke as they swing and spin their members swiftly until they ejaculate over the victims body.
1- Stephen has never been the same since the Georgia chain saw incident.
2- No one is ever the same after being Georgia chain sawed.
1- Poor bastard
2- No one is ever the same after being Georgia chain sawed.
1- Poor bastard
by Willie the April 04, 2011
1)A terrible, disgusting person that is so bad at Gears of War 3 that he/she should not be aloud to put their grubby,sticky fag fingers on an xbox controller and play any Gears of War Game.
2)That person that uses only the sawed off shotgun in Gears of War 3 and completely believes he/she is "wrecking ass" in a match with 7 kills or more
3)A complete waste of skin
2)That person that uses only the sawed off shotgun in Gears of War 3 and completely believes he/she is "wrecking ass" in a match with 7 kills or more
3)A complete waste of skin
1)Fuck!! that son of a bitch got me with the sawed-off again... what a sawed-off fag
2)Damn this kid is great!(sees he is using only the sawed-off shotgun)... oh wait what a sawed-off fag
2)Damn this kid is great!(sees he is using only the sawed-off shotgun)... oh wait what a sawed-off fag
by Yankees 2000 October 24, 2011
by dirty david May 10, 2019
a person who is a mean, stuck up, pompus, jerk. Or someone who is just plain stupid and deserves to be curb stomped.
by The Gooch Smasher!!! October 29, 2006
When a fat chick shits herself while wearing a thong thus splitting the turd in half... thus the saw mill.
by bucsfan13 February 06, 2011
by TheCla$hster January 07, 2016