You would find yourself doing a Rhys Claydon when you are eating a hot chilli and go to the toilet and your penis swells up to the size a beach volleyball and when you go outside you cant fit through the door so you get a really tonk woman who started life as a man to rub lubricant on it. If you get a boner during this process, this is known as a Rhys Anthony Claydon!!
Gareth Norman: "Damn, you never guess what, I only went and did a Rhys Anthony Claydon"
Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."
Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"
Judith: "NAHHHHHHHH you got a boner???? I only ever had a Rhys Claydon."
Gareth Norman: "Maybe I should look up Gareth Norman on urban dictionary!!"
by Phil McCrackius - mwahahahahah August 16, 2011
by Summer-E January 7, 2021
RHYS THE AUTOBIOGRAPHY: born, didn’t say much died.The perfect specimen is Rhys that is why they call him swim star.
by Rhys Dolan February 27, 2019
A man with an incredibly small penis but girls think it's big. Likes football and an addiction of speed but not that kind of speed. Overall a cool guy.
by White van man in town December 11, 2016
How Drunk were you last night at the club?
I was so bad I had to do A Rhys
Oh shit, you must have had way too much
I was so bad I had to do A Rhys
Oh shit, you must have had way too much
by TheConfusedMan511 August 18, 2019
Be scared of the cousin of Rhys Thorpe
by Thesmallgoblin January 7, 2022
by STICKI3FING3RS February 10, 2019