Returning

Returning is the act of perfectly cumming and then re-absorbing the cum into one’s pee-hole and cumming again.

Bob started returning since Debra wanted the cum again in a different spot

by Muliwai January 22, 2025

Stork Return System

When the stork delivers you a gremlin that is not satisfactory to your standards, you take that little asshole and ship it back to the factory to be deconstructed and remodeled into a more adequate munchkin

I just ordered the Stork Return System to come pick up little jimmy. Can you believe he bit my mother’s toe the other day. That kind of behavior cannot go unpunished.

by Yodaclock June 30, 2024

redbox and return

When you Netflix and Chilled but you broke up the next day; such as a one night stand for one dollar ( not to be confused with prostitution)

I thought we would get to Hulu and Commitment but she was more of a Redbox and Return kind of girl.

by TheJokeThatIsMyLife April 13, 2016

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 10, 2012

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<.7.9.7.6.>Interruption Artistry starts At 9.26 Seconds 5 Minutes, Do Not Fuse Return Of Investment, Monetary Wise & Time Lapses, Start Interrupting<.7.9.7.6.>

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 27, 2025

mat return

Wrestling term. When you return your opponent to the mat.

Did you see that mat return? Yeah Emmi is a good wrestler!

by matreturn on instagram March 13, 2017

Return eX

Former dark lord of another dimension. Return eX became a mysterious neutral ninja of the shadows.

Your explanation was as clear as Return eX

by Eldwin March 14, 2004