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ranked jerkmate

The art of stroking it with precision and techniques unique to oneself in elite competition.
Aye bro hop on Ranked Jerkmate with me.
by GorillaMonkeyBalls February 3, 2025
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Ranked Competitive Sex

"The existence of Casual Sex implies the existence of Ranked Competitive Sex"
"Casual sex is for losers. I only partake in Ranked Competitive Sex."
by Cousin Throckmorton December 10, 2023
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stank ranking

The peer-reviewed, scaled measure of olfactory offensiveness of the exhaust from one ol' fart factory.
Microsoft famously used stank ranking when Steve Ballmer was CEO.
by 63kk0 September 19, 2023
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Rank

That female over there is rank, her teeth protrude from her mouth and she is as flat as a pancake.
by I-rooted-100-women January 1, 2020
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rank

multi purpose word-- to hump, screw, or shake. can also mean literally anything you want it to.
I ranked my pillow last night.
I'm gonna go rank in the corner.
Did you rank your hair in the shower?
by the ranker May 24, 2023
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ranking mojo

Ranking Mojo is a phrase used by SEO Experts to describe search indexing results which a website currently holds.
You want to move your current eCommerce store from WooCommerce to Shopify but you also don't want to jeopardize any ranking mojo your old site enjoyed.
by wwnik13 July 25, 2017
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cod mobile ranked

Cod mobile ranked has sadly become a hollow, frustrating mess. Maintaining rank is next to impossible now. 2-3 years ago ranked was challenging but felt more natural. But now, it's changed for the worse.
It's not just a shooter anymore. It's a machine built on stacked mechanics designed to make you chase that fleeting serotonin rush of a win only to crush you with losses that feel anything but fair. The emotional toll has outweighed the joy. All the maps are AR + LMG wallbang and AOE paradises. Every match is just dodging sweats, dancing around meta abusers, and praying you don't get pinned in spawn traps all while praying your team isn't brain-dead. Mere minutes in, enemies are spamming VTOLs, chopper gunners, napalms, preds and smoke grenades like it's their goddamn birthday. Reporting?
Useless.
Streamer mode hides UIDs, and even if you get one, activision support won't lift a finger.
CODM isn't about outplaying opponents anymore. It's about enduring spam and metas that never die. Player skill is drowned out by cheap tricks and unpredictability.
I solo-queued my way into legendary this season.
Now?
This week I played 50 matches and lost 35 of them. For every two wins, I get matched against entire stacks of absolute sweats, while my teammates can't spell "objective." Then comes the inevitable 6-7 losing streak.
People tell me "just try other modes," as if HP and dom aren't camper fests. It's clear now that CODM's pattern is release a new gun → release its mythic → overbuff the hell out of it → watch the money roll in. Rinse, repeat.
And if you think it's just about extra attachments on a gun, it's not. These mechanics stack. They funnel the game into cheap spammy tactics instead of rewarding diverse playstyles. I've got two mythics (USS9 fusion and AK117 lava remix), and yeah, the iron sight advantage is real but that's not the point. The point is that gameplay is sacrificed on the altar of monetisation. It's blatantly clear now. Cod mobile ranked isn't designed for players like me anymore; it's designed for wallet whales.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing September 30, 2025
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