Quim

Long haired gay, whom is located around westwickham.

Being a gay.

"Have you seen 'Quim' today?"
"No, he's probably quimming out..."

by Eggyboi July 18, 2006

Quim my Schlong

This is a universal turn-of-phrase that I came up with one night in a slightly drunken state among friends, and has gone from strength to strength in our local community.
This can be used as either a good or a bad thing to replace other phrases, or even both in the same line. Can be used in a huge variety of applications...
Note: This does not literally mean "vagina my penis"

BAD: "You're really starting to Quim my Schlong"
GOOD: "hey, see that girl over there, she's really Quimming my Schlong"
CAN BE USED FOR MORE THAN ONE THING: "If your keep quimming my schlong, I'm gonna come over there and fucking Quim your Schlong!!!"

"You're quimming my schlong in all the wrong ways"

by Martin Summerfield July 28, 2008

quimby

Metaphorically, someone who gets out of the shower to pee.

Gilly, don't be such a quimby. Pick up that chip and eat it.

by Bully99 December 28, 2007

quimbaby

1. Someone who is a partial or minor quim
2. To be a pussy yet not on all occasions

Hey look over there Seth Roe I hear he’s a quimbaby

by Robert Clarke March 14, 2004

Quim bean

An insult used by gay guys, to insult straight guys

Aaah, fcuk off quim bean

by sideways14a January 1, 2009

Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.

Drew is a massive quim badger

by sablefish July 28, 2011

Quim Reaper

Someone who hunts for minging birds, aka rough poon.

gingers, fat birds & generally anyone that only blind people could love.

tonight this fat bitch is gunna see the quim reaper.

sorry ginger girls your only hope is the quim reaper

by Luke doherty May 20, 2009