Pima Python

The longest and girthiest cock to ever exist.

WoW! Chandler has a beautiful Pima Python.

by Endone June 16, 2022

Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022

brown python

a brown python is a way of saying that you are taking a dump/shit in a more polite way

some guy: what you doing?
me: releasing the brown python

by john of god the third junior December 14, 2022

Lousiana python

When a corn-fed man masterbates with a half chub. At the moment of ejaculation, pinching the tip and bending of the penis towards the anus is required for the full effect. Fulfilling 2 fantasies at once, usually performed in front of co-workers at work.

Kyle got his promotion from performing the lousiana python in his bosses office.

by DikeMugless December 24, 2022

Old Pythonian

A passionate fan of Monty Python and its film and TV incarnations, one especially fond of quoting verbatim whole sketches by heart, walking in Ministry of Silly Walks fashion or watching Monty Python videos online. Patterned, obviously, on "old boy," as in a graduate of a prestigious English public school, with the inevitable variants for various such, e.g., "Old Etonian," "Old Harrovian," "Old Reptonian," "Old Wykehamist," &c.

In Blackpool recently, I came across this rather campy Old Pythonian on the Promenade; he could whistle "The Lumberjack Song" while going into that rather disapproving Ministry of Silly Walks gait, all the while wearing a Pepperpot-type dress.

by Iludium Phosdex August 13, 2023

one eyed spitting python

penis

Come look at my one eyed spitting Python!

*Also known as poop sack*

by Kanye2020 December 27, 2015

console.log in python

a phrase that describes a programmer who either completely doesn't know what his/she/they is doing or a programmer that is very skilled in their craft. The phrase is also used to describe skids (script kiddies) which also falls into the category of not knowing what they are doing.

Programmer A: OMG, I'm so good at coding, I can use console.log in python.

Everyone else: WTF are you talking about.

by a very incredible programmer January 30, 2023