Putting for birdie

A saying, derived from the golf phrase of the same name, used as an innuendo of masturbation.

Bill: Hey, Jim, is your son still putting for birdie? Jim:Yup. I tried getting him a girlfriend, but...

by Dmack15 February 11, 2010

Putting in that work

Successfully accomplishing something effortlessly with complete perfection, in a way that makes it seem you were born to do it; typically used as a way to describe girls shaking. Most likely derived from the Rihanna song "Work".

Situation 1: "Damn, she was really putting in that work at that party last night."

Situation 2: "He really fucking knows how to put in that work in bed. Had me screaming like a wild banshee."

by PinappleUnderTheC🍍 July 3, 2016

Putting Your Best Feet Forward

After losing three limbs to one's elephant assignment, the Manual Elephant Masturbator has no choice of turning back, and begins using his or her last foot in service of the elephant. Becoming deprived of all limbs, the elephant handler is left with one final option...

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Foot Forward, and Giving it Your All.

It is also good to put your best feet forward, if it comes to that.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

Putting Your Best Foot Forward

The greatest Manual Elephant Masturbators are the ones who get far enough in their practice to receive this honor. After losing both arms to the elephant assignment, the handler begins using his or her feet in desperate effort to satisfy the elephant's needs. This only results in the ever-predictable honors of the elephant.

See also: Niggeria, Manual Elephant Masturbator, First-Hand Experience, Second-Hand Experience, Putting Your Best Feet Forward, and Giving it Your All.

You should always put your best foot forward.

by Phil McCrackin and Faye Kinnitt January 27, 2005

putting through the rough

The act of forcibly inserting a nine iron into your lover's rectum and extracting fecal matter and blood. Much like a golf course, you know it's time to move onto the next hole when you get to the green stuff at the end.

Yeah man, I was putting through the rough last night. Let's just say that Tiger Woods isn't the only man Scarlet admires for their skills with a nine iron anymore.

by Niggslayer December 3, 2006

Putting on the Ritz

Taking Ritz crackers, shitting on them and then feeding them to your partner.

Hey bob, yesterday I was Putting on the Ritz.

by Kory Cinder June 30, 2009

Putting the team on

When a single or small number of member(s) of a crew/team are the only ones providing the drugs/alcohol for the evenings festivities. Normally when someone steps up and puts the team on, then when a time comes that they do not have money/drugs/alcohol then a member of the team will put them on.

When putting the team on it is important to avoid band wagon team members, or more simply put, broke mother fuckers trying to get put on and not a member of the team.

You guys only have $8 and a case is $18, Looks like I'm putting the team on.

If there's one thing Cocaine McGraine does, it's put the team on.

Davis, you putting the team on tonight or what?

Man we owe him after last night, he put the whole team on.

by CoolKyle November 20, 2011