Pope Rodman

A kind of a friend who intercepts between you and a totally crazy schizophrenic talking head person.

Rendering one's self useless by being the unwanted middle man.

Frida: Noticed you're hanging out with Tom again. What's he so angry about all the time? It seems he hates everyone.
Katharine: OK, Well you know how Tom is. He's got a lot of mother issues and I told him he needs to release those issues and realize he's projecting himself onto those people he hates and that they're not really like he thinks they are, he's just making them into the enemy.

Frida (to everyone else): That Katharine's a real pope rodman!

by SxcS March 6, 2013

Pope Scope

A euphemism for an altar boy in the service of His Holiness in Vatican City.

... "Pope Scope" among others, were found apparently saved in the Pope's personal GMail account and have since been confirmed to belong to several altar boys currently working in the service of the Holy See in Vatican City.

by amberdam February 10, 2021

Rosy Pope

When you put lipstick on your butthole and give someone a kiss on the cheek with it.

Did she ever say goodbye before she left?

Yeah she gave me a Rosy Pope and ran out of here.

by StrawberryZachary July 18, 2022

Pope out

What you do if you should die while at work.

The king didn't abdicate when he got old, he decided he'd pope out.

by MrFordrod May 8, 2013

The Pope’s Breath

The term for when you have jerked off so much that nothing comes out. The rare puff or exhale that issues out of the penile hole when this occurs.

The other day I wanked so much that I elicited the pope’s breath.

Peter is staying in tonight, he must be working toward the pope’s breath.

by PhantomThrust June 15, 2023

Poped out

When you are totally worn out about hearing all the news coverage of the Pope.

Man, if I see one more news story about the Pope I'll scream! Guess I'm Poped out.

(sapped) (drained) (exhausted) (sick of) (worn out)

by Barkovi November 9, 2015

PJ Pope

A football player formally of the Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers. went to Bowling Green University

PJ Pope Just Pwned the other team and got a tuchdown.

by SolidGoldenMonkey December 24, 2007