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pussy poot

hey gerald, whats up pussy poot? bdb niggas..
by i cant feel my legs October 16, 2008
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Poot-nanny

An elderly woman who baby sits a slut in recovery from excessive sexual adventures.
My poot-nanny came over after a multi-participant sex binge I had been on over the summer. She monitored the phone and door, not letting anyone disturb me as I recovered and prepared for my next adventure. Every good fucker needs a poot-nanny to maintain peak performance.
by Vorlon007 October 29, 2016
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Garbage Poot

When the smell of another human being’s flatulation is so rancid it can only be likened to the smell of a garbage dump.
John: God! Do you smell that?
Jane: Yeah, Gerald had Mexican for lunch, he has the garbage poots.
by sin(π) July 9, 2020
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tuna poot

similar to a queef, but from a particularly smelly vagina
Dude, I hooked up with a stank ho last night, and her tuna poots almost made me barf.
by J.Ho. June 16, 2012
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Neal Poot

A person, while in the act of attempting to shit, decides to grace the entire bathroom with their improvisational percussion skills on their legs or TP holder.
Robert had just walked up to the urinal to do his business, the man sitting in the stall next to him decided to break into a poor attempt at a drum run from Tom Sawyer. Rob immediately rolled his eyes, "Neal Poot, right" he thought.
by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016
mugGet the Neal Pootmug.

poot cheese

A small cheese colored stain showing up in your underwear after a squeezing out one too many farts.
Damn you that's poot cheese. Check your pants.

Dude quit farting. You poot cheese maniac!
by Dr. Honkey April 26, 2017
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Poots in Boots

An affectionate albeit almost unimaginable nickname used by Vladimir Putin’s many lovers, due partly to his own fantasy of himself as Puss in Boots due to his lifelong use of trickery and deceit to gain power, as well as due to his endless obnoxious and uncontrollable farting which has always been a huge part of his seductive persona.
Oh my dearest Poots in Boots, won’t you just once take those miserable old jack boots off when we’re in bed together and what on earth is causing you to fart endlessly in that terrible manner?
by Dr Bunnygirl June 2, 2023
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