PMS.

Pumpkin Spice syndrome (PMS for short) refers to physical and emotional symptoms that occur in the one to two weeks after an individual drinks a Pumpkin Spiced Latte. Symptoms often vary between individuals and are most frequent around the start of fall. Common symptoms include acne, tender breasts, bloating, feeling tired, irritability, mood changes, diarrhea, oral yeast infection, and in extreme cases shriveling of the penis. Symptoms are typically result coming out of the closet and can cause lasting damage if you do not speak with a specialist immediately.

Trevor- “ it’s too bad of what happened to Brian”

Jen- “we all saw this coming sooner or later”

Trevor- “ I just can’t believe that after three months of being diagnosed with chronic PMS. that Brian would have ran off with an Uber driver from Eugene”

Ashley- “he was never the same after that first sip of the Pumpkin Spiced Latte”

G- “Trevor, pass the clown cakes”

by ClownCakes November 5, 2018

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PMS

Post Meridian Syndrome:
A tendency to be easily upset at a particular time in the afternoon or evening.

I'd steer clear of her, it's getting close to 3PMS.

by gamekeepster May 19, 2013

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Pre-Match Shit. The act of taking a huge dump before you go out to wrestle in a competition. This can be due to nerves, being over-weight and need to lose weight fast, or a number of other things.

Coach: Alright boys lets get ready to kick some ass.

Wrestler: Hold on im in the bathroom having PMS.

Coach: Wtf?

Wrestler: Pre-match shit, dumbass!

by PaWrestler125 December 17, 2008

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