Melanesian Cheese Platter

A sexual act taking place in a sukkah that involves a lulav, etrog, a dwarf and and a couple and inexpensive kosher cheese

After the Ushpeizen the host and hostess ask Marius the dwarf to stay and join them for a Melanesian cheese platter in the Sukkah

by Varus58 October 6, 2023

Payneville Pancake Platter

When you have a lady flop her tits (the pancakes) on your knees, suck your dingaling (sausage) until you cum, and then she spits all the cum (syrup (or eggs if you’re trying to watch the calories)) on her tits and your dingaling. Licking the cum is not necessary, but strongly encouraged.

“Took that slut to Meade county and served that hoe a Payneville Pancake Platter at Abe’s Country Village”

by saltlifesailor69 September 22, 2025