Pittsburgh model

Pittsburgh model is the term used when referring to ugly Pittsburgh girls who ridiculously pose in horrible clothing or nude and usually pay photographers to take their photos and then call it modeling. Many times teen mothers. Many solicit services in lieu of fees.

She’s not a real model, just another dime a dozen Pittsburgh model.

by AntwatDodson March 25, 2020

pittsburgh weedwacker

During sexual intercourse just prior to ejaculation, the male partner pulls out his appendage and proceeds to whip it around in a weedwacker type motion spraying the ejaculatory fluid around the room.

JIm: how was your night last night chris?

Chris: Damn, I was Candice last night and hit her with the Pittsburgh weedwacker again. She has quite the mess to clean up.

by Slick silly October 14, 2020

Pittsburgh Hello

When a Pittsburgher has a sexual encounter with a new partner and slaps their ass with enough velocity to leave a mark in the shape of a hand. Then profusely apologizes over Primates sandwiches

I didn't mean to give her the Pittsburgh hello but she seemed to be okay with it.

by HowDoPittsburgh April 27, 2022

Pittsburgh Cheesesteak

When you take a thing of chili and stick it in/on/around someone’s ass and eat it off/out with a spoon/straw

My wife asked me what I wanted for dinner last night and I said a Pittsburgh Cheesesteak, I’ve never cum so much in my life.

by MeHehe123 January 17, 2022

Pittsburgh Toilet

A fully-functioning toilet set in a highly visible and public area.

She had to relieve herself, but was terrified of being scrutinized by the others at the party whilst using the Pittsburgh Toilet.

by Spanx D. Mon'quie April 5, 2022

Pittsburgh NutShell

When a horny fella gets a little rowdy and decides to cum in a nut shell. Afterwards, you’ll feed the “nutshell” to a chipmunk 🐿️ or a squirrel 🐿️.

Hey Richard what you are you going to do after you get off of Forza?
I will perform the Pittsburgh Nutshell hehe

by Thepoophandler42069 May 19, 2023

Pittsburgh Penguins

the gayest team in the entire nhl!! because they get no hoes they shove their hockey sticks up their asses… although sometimes they get unsuspecting janitors (cough cough) to do it for them. They lose every game they play because they cannot stop staring at their opponents’ cocks. Swag Ohio magic does NOT come out of their dicks. They spend their free time drooling over disgusting anime men and fucking cats

Big Jack: The Pittsburgh Penguins lost again! big surprise there
Big Zach: why doesn’t sidney crosby just kill himself lol

Mig Back: because he is too gay

Big Jack: Mig Back that makes no sense gay people can kill themselves too. don’t be discriminatory you fucking tranny.

Penguins fan that gets 0 head: I shoot my arrows in the air sometimes saying hey oh creepers ko’d
Mig Back: Teabag his ghost and now his sulfurs mine saying hey oh mlg pro

by starmangriff February 26, 2023