photogrophise

another way of saying "taking a photo"

i need to photogrophise this moment

by jesshunt April 7, 2013

Photostoned Syndrome

A condition in which a person looks high in the majority of photos, regardless of intoxication status.

"Dude, did he blaze before the class picture?"

"Nah, he just has photostoned syndrome."

by loyalistlord February 12, 2014

photosharked

A picture circulated on social media sites purporting to show a shark swimming in flood waters, or in any other location where a shark would not normally be found. This is done using PhotoShop or other similar editing software for the purpose of fooling unsuspecting scrollers into reacting.

"Hey look, here's a picture of a huge shark swimming beside a car in North Myrtle Beach on a flooded street."
"You moron... That was totally photosharked!"

by Jaques Cossairt November 22, 2015

photoplopping

Photoshopping while using the toilet

Jeez Bill, you want me to edit ALL these photos? But I just ate Chipotle! Guess I'll have to do some photoplopping tonight...

by Habana Baba November 4, 2017

Photoshit

when you're drunk and your friends decide to have a photoshoot, but the pictures end up shit

"Oh my god look at theese pictures, they looked so good last night - but now i realize they look terrible.. What a photoshit"

by Fucked Mai January 12, 2018

Photoshave

To use photo editing to take care of you're daily grooming, rather than print your phone down long enough to actually handle it.

You can take my picture but you better Photoshave my legs!!!

by Katanagyrl November 28, 2018

Photosyphilis

A person so nasty you can catch syphilis just by looking at a picture of them.

I got the photosyphilis just by looking at her.

by Jp7119 May 3, 2019