Perfect Storm

When a combination of events causes an amazing, unforgettable night.

Ben: "Dude, 30's of Busch were on sale, so we got two!"
Josh: "I just met some thoroughbred dime-pieces outside, and they wanna party with us tonight!"
Noah: "There's no cover charge at the bar tonight!"

Tim: "...It's the perfect storm."

by Beave876 October 15, 2010

Perection

When you have to pee so bad you get a boner

Brandon: Man, I had to pee so bad during that math test that I got a boner.

Tyler: Yeah man, perections suck.

by NoPop December 19, 2009

Perfect-Poop

The occurrence where one is successfully able to excrete feces out of their rectum without requiring the use of toilet paper to clean up afterward, for the feces came out cleanly and smoothly.

After pooping, you wipe once to ensure there is no fecal matter there, If the toilet paper is clean, you have had a perfect-poop.

This morning, I had a perfect-poop. An excellent way to start my day.

by cheno1115 June 20, 2011

Perfect Peter

Taking a dump into a condom perfectly to the brim.

I was walking to my car when i saw my manager, i made a perfect peter in the bushes and chucked it at his face.

by The Regal Posse October 11, 2013

Perfect cock

A penis that is irresistible to the opposite sex I know a guy named dominic who has the perfect cock

Holy shit well look at that cock

It looks like a banana

Psh it’s the perfect cock

by Dominic makes me cum February 17, 2021

Pure Perfection

Caitlyn❤️

She is my pure perfection

by Nycpuma4 March 23, 2019

Education Perfect

A website that is used by kids all over the fucking world. The website is made of stupid questions that require 1000IQ to solve. You also can't skip questions to complete the task because the website is frikin gay.

Another form of education perfect includes language perfect, which many teachers use for math not languages.

Teacher: Students, today we are doing education perfect for english.
Students: ok boomer

Teacher: Ok we are doing math on language perfect.
Students: Brain fucking pops.

by SAVE ME FROM A KAREN PLZ July 20, 2020