bloated peacock

A clueless pretentious arrogant person who is in love with themselves.
They are kind of like the emperor parading around with no clothes on.

Sheep sometimes follow them along, blindly worshiping their every move.

The spiritual leader strutted around the stage like the bloated peacock he is, while his followers sang his praises.

by 3dsg January 16, 2018

bobbing peacock

To urinate or ejaculate so forcefully your penis flails uncontrollably.

Last night with Sasha she tugged me off so hard I started bobbing peacock all over her.

by DeVamke January 15, 2016

peacocking

verb. The practice of men dressing up outrageously flamboyantly, and strutting up and down, in order to win the game of my-tail's-more-fabulouser-than-yours with their mates. See mermen (stange folks of the male variety who go to great lengths to fashion themselves a tail, and pretend they are half man half fish. Mad enough for you?)

I was out peacocking the other day, when suddenly, along came a spider and sat ddown beside me, and proceeded to tetry to knaw my brain out with its incessant yabbering. Btw I am bonkers.

by LostInAField February 12, 2019

Red Irish peacock

The act of getting with an Irish fire croth, and eating a chalupa out of her butthole.

I did a red irish peacock with misty

by Anally penetrate December 5, 2010

Peacocking

Peacocking, also possibly referred to as Blooming, is an act in which the peacocker, who is currently experiencing explosive bowel movements, positions themselves in close proximity to a wall or other large vertical surface, bends over forward, and proceeds to shit upwards all over the wall.

This process results in an outward spatter of fecal matter on the wall. The peacocker then raises only their head, remaining in the bent over position.

The entire scene then resembles a peacock, (or a flower in bloom, for Blooming) thus completing the act of Peacocking.

"What are you up to tonight, Ron?"

"I had some dank curry last night so I'm gonna go home and do some Peacocking."

"What the fuck, Ron."

by Icantbelieveyouvedonethis69 June 2, 2018

Lauren Peacock

Biggest Hoe In chadwell Heath she often smokes cannabis and sucks on mandems dicks

Lauren Peacock is a hoe, her best friend benèt is a grey ting.

by Pseudonym00000000 October 15, 2020

St Peters Peacocks

A college in Jersey City, NJ that has beat Kentucky and Murray State in the NCAA tournment and is bout to win more games and win the NCAA championship

ST PETERS IS TOO NICE!!! KEEP SLEEPING ON THE PEACOCKS AND ON NJ

Kentucky AND Murray State has nothing on the St Peters Peacocks

by gu32gdu2fg3fgru March 21, 2022