“Launchers are the first category I got platinum”

Translates roughly to “I have not felt a woman’s embrace in many months”

Friend 1: “launchers are the first category I got platinum” in the new call of duty

Friend 2: “Didn’t that game come out like a month ago? Touch some grass man.”

by GioPleaseTouchGrass December 6, 2022

Burnout Platinum

The state at which one becomes so fed up with feelings of burnout that they become burnt out on said burnout itself.

Burnout Platinum is nothing compared to the indomitable human spirit that lies within Alexandria.

by Smatrick Smeverett December 14, 2022

platinum tweet

A tweet that gets over 1k RT's.

After years of shitposting she got her first platinum tweet.

by darshains July 21, 2018

Jack o Platinum

Jack o platinum is the best shiny in yba. only cool poeple have it!!!!!!!

Oh my God! this Guy over there has Jack O Platinum! Hes soooo cool. hes living my dreaam

by lolman187 August 9, 2022

Invictus Platinum

WHAT!? Have you seen this commercial!? They’re doing the thing! Look at it! Paco Rabanne I AM TOO! Aahahahahahaha!!!

Hym “Ha! Hahahahaha! Aha! That is priceless!”

Iam “Oh, wow... that... that’s something else.”

Hym “My mode of being is the best one! We need to buy some Invictus Platinum! Go! Buy it now!”

Iam “What even is it? Cologne? Clothes?”

Hym “Pfft! I don’t fucking know! All I know is that THEY ARE! Ha!”

by Hym Iam November 28, 2022

Platinum Minor

Person whom dates for money and status. *Unlike person who dates only after the money - gold digger*

My brothers wife is real platinum minor

by DSMDRARR October 18, 2022

Dani Platinum

A privilege. One not to be played with.

Imagine knowing Dani Platinum? That’s a privilege

by Dani Platinum January 11, 2022