Perfect Em

Throwing up in a pub due to drinking too much, but having the presence of mind/attentive buddies available to get the entire event into the confines of a single pint glass.

If there is any spillage this may only be reffered to as 'Emming'.

If more than one glass is used without spillage this constitutes a 'possible em' and has never been witnessed in the history of emming.

Emma: "Bleeeurgh"

Andy: "Holy crap, I think she just did a perfect em"
Ross: "Nah, there's some on her hand, she's only emmed"

Emma: "I think I might go home. Come Ross!"

by Plungeman April 25, 2011

Perfect

Having all the required or desirable elements, qualities, or characteristics; as good as it is possible to be.

"what do you think of Lauren?"
"well she's really cute and cool. and personally, i think she's perfect."

by loic-666 August 24, 2011

Perfect

Everyone is perfect no matter what you think you are perfect

You are Perfect, no example needed

by Swagdaddynippleman October 18, 2014

Perfect

You are beautiful and perfect in every way.

You are perfect in every way, who says you're not perfect?

by Samantha Farew January 8, 2015

Perfect

the closest thing to perfection on the planet

Beth is perfect

by Mbvcnhfdjytfhgcgjfdytfng March 11, 2015

perfect potato

a peice of weed that is in one peice, not multiple nugs. it is a perfect potato.

oh look! I got a perfect potato! it's so airy and raw and only cost 15 dollars$$$$

by weedluvr421 August 12, 2016

Perfect

Sweet, adorable men who treat women right, make them smile and laugh, play guitar and loves music, killer sense of humor and loves cuddling for bonus points;)

The perfect guy is out there, and I believe his name is Brady. ;) <3

by MemoryKeeprr February 6, 2017