Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.
Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."
Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless
... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"
Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"
Matthew-"pat useless"...
Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"
Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."
Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."
by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019
I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.
My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.
My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.
by cc-money June 25, 2007
The gesture that a girl that is not romantically interested in you, but still wants you to be one of her orbiters, gives to you when hugging you by patting you on the back multiple times.
Girl: gives a pity pat.
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".
Your response if you don't want to end up in a friendzone: "Leave the pity pat to your orbiters!".
by Borderworlds December 01, 2020
by JoeJonJoyce August 04, 2019
Someone who is a sexist egotistical narcissist with a God complex and only contributes toxicity to communities while being a gatekeeper.
Patrick always seems to think he's the best and insults new people, especially women. He's such a g-pat.
by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodLord February 18, 2021
A hug pat is a mix between a hug and a pat. You often see anime characters pat each others heads, right? And you hug your friends, don’t you? Mix them together- AND BLAM!!! It’s a hug pat!
“I heard you’re getting close to Patricia.” Bob grins.
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”
by Seals are smexy March 18, 2018
A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.
by Laverne&Shirley August 21, 2008