Pat useless

Someone who is useless to you. Can be anyone. Also when using this term, theres a sense of selfishness involved as if you are the only one that matters and you hate mankind.

Matthew- " hey did anyone talk about me today?"

Bobby- " nope, no one really cares man people got they own stuff going on."

Matthew- " uhh ok fuck you.... pat useless

... hey can i borrow 50 cents for the vending machine?"

Bobby- "i only got 25 but here ya go"

Matthew-"pat useless"...

Matthew-"How come all these people in the mall arent obsessing over me and staring at me... pat useless"

Bobby-"dude your fucking insane."

Matthew- "can ya gf give me a blowjob?, huh she said no? Ok f her, pat useless.."

by Hatingthisday January 30, 2019

R Pat

a shortened name given for Robert Pattinson. some teenage girls are too lazy to say his whole name so they gave him a nick name

"R Pat was totally hot when he played in Twilight!"
nuh uh! R Pat was totally better looking when he played Cedric!

by sondrasmiles14 April 21, 2011

g-pat

Someone who is a sexist egotistical narcissist with a God complex and only contributes toxicity to communities while being a gatekeeper.

Patrick always seems to think he's the best and insults new people, especially women. He's such a g-pat.

by YourFriendlyNeighborhoodLord February 18, 2021

Pat Shower

A Pat (pits, ass, and taint) shower is a quick and refreshing shower in which you jump in the shower just to wash your pits, ass, and taint because the lack of time for a full shower.

Hold on dude, let me take a quick pat shower before we head out to the bar.

by Laverne&Shirley October 16, 2008

pat the wombat

To pet or caress a furry four legged animal(wombat), or to masturbate vigorously with both hands.

I watched my friend pat the wombat, which he found in the forest three days before.

My bathtub was sticky after my friend finished patting his wombat.

by cc-money July 25, 2007

pat fusty

A large monkey found in the game 'bloons tower defence 6' (btd6). He is known for his immense strength, funny name and voice, that may lead one to the assumption that he may be mentally deficient.

'did you see pat fusty on the news?'

'He massacred all those children!'

by oPtIc FaTmAl February 19, 2022

hug pat

A hug pat is a mix between a hug and a pat. You often see anime characters pat each others heads, right? And you hug your friends, don’t you? Mix them together- AND BLAM!!! It’s a hug pat!

“I heard you’re getting close to Patricia.” Bob grins.
“Nah,” sighs Eugene, “we haven’t got past hug patting”

by Seals are smexy March 19, 2018