the legit oven

what single men use when the microwave isnt working

i had to use the legit oven for my pizza rolls, it pissed me the fuck off!

by that one guy over there -> September 17, 2011

haunted oven

You light a fart and the wind blows it back in.

I tried to light my fart on fire but I accidentally gave myself a haunted oven.

by DiRTWaL February 04, 2018

chum oven

A particularly foul form of morning breath caused by dining on fish or seafood the night before and then not brushing one's teeth post meal.

Popularized by Pat from Achewood.

"I'd send the bitch packing if she came to bed with a chum oven like yours"

by Birru August 26, 2008

Pink Oven

When a girl farts in your mouth and then you blow it into her vagina

My girl had some serious gas last night when I was eating her ass, so I gave her the pink oven.

by Whiskey Jim March 23, 2022

prison oven

not to be confused with the tiny ovens that they use in Japan.
A hot sweaty inmates asshole that would simulate a hot regular oven that you would bake things in but instead you're incubating week old semen or other objects that would be inserted in said inmates colon.

"Let's meet up later in the cell block bakery so I can stick this meaty loaf in your already preheated prison oven."
"Hey did you make that zucchinni bread in your prison oven?" "No, this fresh hot loaf of bread did not come out of some dudes asshole."

by LIAH KASRA December 04, 2013

Microwave Oven

Not to be confused with the classic Dutch Oven, the Microwave Oven is a when someone farts under the covers and instead of shoving the other's head underneath, they open up the sheets after cooking for a few minutes just like the microwave door.

Person 1- "oh my gosh, did you just fart under the covers?"

Person 2- "yeah, I just turned on the microwave oven for a couple of minutes."

by TX2420OK April 24, 2016

Oven Bird

Someone who thinks they are gorgeous but in reality is very ugly.

Have you seen Ellen? She's being such an oven bird!

by losersclubseggos March 13, 2022