Jesus

An amazing flirty,intelligent,kind,and fun guy who normally is good in bed and has a big dick.

OMG my best friend Jesus has a big duck I just wish I could fuck him

by Puffblower April 7, 2019

Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020

Jesus

A man that hates gay men

Jesus He hates gays

by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017

Jesus

Seth Thomas quoted "Call me daddy.... No call me ...JESUS"

Hi Jesus your not gay

by JESUS😝 January 14, 2019

Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 August 31, 2016

Jesus

Not real

Did that Santa is Jesus

by TheThingSBJJ November 11, 2020

Jesus

A fine ass guy who is loyal,handsome,that smokes weed 24/7 and that stays having money to buy all the weed he wants

I want me a jesus

by Carlos vegas March 14, 2017