by Adrian April 9, 2006
Get the old flamemug. An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:
1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.
When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.
1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.
When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.
I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.
by moustacherocker July 26, 2006
Get the Old Faithfulmug. Phrase everyone uses after watching/reading the american story of The Great Gatsby, in which Dicaprio dies in the water and doesn't end with the girl. Again.
by gothams savior November 12, 2013
Get the Old Sportmug. One who is still young in age but exhibits extreme geriatric behavior. A person labeled "old balls" will often become exhausted after 9:00PM and kill the fratmosphere. S/he can be seen taking naps at all hours of the day adding to their crankiness.
by Boo-radley June 2, 2008
Get the old ballsmug. A women who looks much older than her age because she's all used up both physically and emotionally.
by Bin thair November 10, 2015
Get the Old bootmug. When your friend that used to be fun to hang out with but who's shit is now fully owned by the "man", actually hangs out with you again and does hilarious shit like he used to do.
Everyone at the party was wasted and it was funny as shit because old-wade was out and shut the place down.
I wish he would stop being such a pussy and act like old-wade.
I wish he would stop being such a pussy and act like old-wade.
by reinsurance redux December 6, 2011
Get the old-wademug. Noun - a subcategory of hipster (usually an early twenty-something) who melds characteristics of the chicster (fashionable clothing, etc.) with anachronistic idioms.
The old-soulster employs outdated phraseology in their everyday vocabularly; words such as swell or indeed are top-notch for the old-soulster.
S/he also finds delight in age-inappropriate activities, such as antiquing, collecting art glass or discussing the latest issue of the New Yorker with a fellow old-soulster.
The old-soulster drives an old car, usually an Austin-Healey or other British sports car, writes their term papers on a typewriter, and definitely smokes a pipe whenever possible.
Their music is drastically disparate form that of the hipster and many of the other subcategories. While other hipsters blast indie rock, the old-soulster is quite content blowing out the sound system of their British car with the minimalist stylings of Philip Glass.
For the old-soulster, irony is best expressed by the juxtaposition of old and new. The use of their iPad for perusing Tumblr while listening to their vinyl copy of Einstein on the Beach on a nearby record player is a prime example.
One would most likely find this hipster socializing in a coffee house, surrounded by other hipsters, and is clearly identified by a bow tie, wool/tweed clothing and standard hipster eyewear, extremely fashionable footwear and bag, probably accompanied by a copy of an eighteenth century novel or the latest New York Times.
The old-soulster employs outdated phraseology in their everyday vocabularly; words such as swell or indeed are top-notch for the old-soulster.
S/he also finds delight in age-inappropriate activities, such as antiquing, collecting art glass or discussing the latest issue of the New Yorker with a fellow old-soulster.
The old-soulster drives an old car, usually an Austin-Healey or other British sports car, writes their term papers on a typewriter, and definitely smokes a pipe whenever possible.
Their music is drastically disparate form that of the hipster and many of the other subcategories. While other hipsters blast indie rock, the old-soulster is quite content blowing out the sound system of their British car with the minimalist stylings of Philip Glass.
For the old-soulster, irony is best expressed by the juxtaposition of old and new. The use of their iPad for perusing Tumblr while listening to their vinyl copy of Einstein on the Beach on a nearby record player is a prime example.
One would most likely find this hipster socializing in a coffee house, surrounded by other hipsters, and is clearly identified by a bow tie, wool/tweed clothing and standard hipster eyewear, extremely fashionable footwear and bag, probably accompanied by a copy of an eighteenth century novel or the latest New York Times.
Dude I: Hey... look over there! Check out that guy's bow tie... what's his deal??
Dude II: I think he's an old-soulster...
Dude I: Oh. Makes sense, I guess.
Dude II: No, not really.
Dude II: I think he's an old-soulster...
Dude I: Oh. Makes sense, I guess.
Dude II: No, not really.
by jkabat January 17, 2012
Get the Old-Soulstermug.