old flame

commonly used term for an ex lover, usually a female.

ah, shit. It's my old flame.

by Adrian April 9, 2006

Old Faithful

An old faithful is upper-decking taken to the next level. Here are the steps:

1) Remove lid from toilet
2) Flush toilet, then grab black floating ball in the tank before the bowl refills. Hold the ball there for now. The bowl of the toilet should be empty.
3) Fill the bowl up with vinegar
4) Pour about 5 boxes or baking soda into the tank
5) Release black ball, so the baking soda mixes with fresh water, and replace the lid. - leave, watch, and wait.

When the next user of the toilet takes a shit, the vinegar and baking soda mix to make what can only be described as a shit volcano.

I took a shit in my friend's toilet. When I flushed, it overflowed into a foamy brown mess all over the bathroom floor. It was then that I knew my friend was a victim of Old Faithful.

by moustacherocker July 26, 2006

Old Sport

Phrase everyone uses after watching/reading the american story of The Great Gatsby, in which Dicaprio dies in the water and doesn't end with the girl. Again.

Person 1: Well hello, Old sport.

Person 2: Did you just watch Gatsby?
Person 1: Indeed

by gothams savior November 12, 2013

old balls

One who is still young in age but exhibits extreme geriatric behavior. A person labeled "old balls" will often become exhausted after 9:00PM and kill the fratmosphere. S/he can be seen taking naps at all hours of the day adding to their crankiness.

"J.G. did not want to go out to the bars again tonight, he is being old balls".

by Boo-radley June 2, 2008

Old boot

A women who looks much older than her age because she's all used up both physically and emotionally.

"Wow, this dive is full of old boots."

by Bin thair November 10, 2015

Olds College

A Small town college in Alberta, Canada, consisting of about 1500 students. A vast majority are redneck drunks (yippee!), and for some reason, we have a fashion department. 25% of the students are 4-H Alumni.

You're from Olds College? Drunk.

by peckerhead1212 November 7, 2011

old-wade

When your friend that used to be fun to hang out with but who's shit is now fully owned by the "man", actually hangs out with you again and does hilarious shit like he used to do.

Everyone at the party was wasted and it was funny as shit because old-wade was out and shut the place down.

I wish he would stop being such a pussy and act like old-wade.

by reinsurance redux December 6, 2011