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by GabesANoob January 3, 2019
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noobcaek

1. See newbie.
2. A person that never googles, no matter how many times you tell them to, but instead persists on spamming you senseless with questions they could easily get the answers to themselves.
3. LoneShark (<3)

I believe the word derives from the Natural Selection gaming community (try typing "fu noobcake" when skulks are eating you). It's commonly used to express frustration when dealing with someone's lack of knowledge within a certain area of expertise. Heh, that's probably the nicest way I could put "badmouthing nooblets who should be banned from using computers".
omg... STFU NOOBCAEK.
by Tarzander July 30, 2004
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Noob tubing

A play style in Call of Duty 4 online games. Consists of using the rifle-mounted grenade launcher as your ONLY weapon. Some may mistake a well-timed blast as noob tubing, but most noob tubers prefer to be up close, as this makes the enemy bigger and easier for them to hit even when having a seizure-like fit of noobishness after realizing that they have scored a mere 11 kills to their 21 deaths during the match.

Noob-tubing will often give the noob a rush of energy and a feeling that they are "uber l337 pwning". Experienced players will laugh at this, knowing full well that were a noob to possess "pwnage" the universe would fold in on itself.
Noob- UAHAHAHA BANGBANGBANG *Noob tubes* PWNT *teafrags*
JP- *pwns with actual pwnage* Don't teafrag in the middle of a firefight, dumbass. Down with Noob tubing!
by Billy Bob Fredman May 17, 2008
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Noob hurter

someone who plays fps or mmorpg games and kills noobs because he can't kill real men who like sausages
Noob:hello
Noob hurter:i ill j00 n00b argh

they fight the death the noob hurter wins

Noob hurter:N00b i 0wn j00 bitch
by Noobwhodeservestodie May 5, 2007
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Noob Princess

The Noob/N00b of Noobs/N00bs. This is because if you haven't noticed, in videogames, the princess is always stupid and makes the main character do all her work! So if there is a person EXCEPTIONALLY stupid or lame the proper term is, Noob Princess.
When a person askes what 2 + 2 is, that person would be a "Noob Princess."
by ChrisRyan January 24, 2009
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nOOb-thirty

1. The time of day at which there is a spike in the amount of nOObz online. Generally one will see a sharp increase of nOOb encounters around 3:45, Monday through Friday, due to the end of the school day. nOOb-thirty occurs for the better part of a whole weekend as well.

2. This can also be an expression used by a skilled gamer to let other gamers know s/he is now online.
1. Bobby: What the F**K, that is the 6th time in a row I've been killed by a grenade launcher!!!

Tommy: Bobby, check the time....

Bobby: Aww shit, it's nOOb-thirty already?

2. Hastro: Guess what bitches...it's nOOb-thirty, get ready to be pwned!!!
by the purple giraffe August 14, 2010
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noob daniel

dnail;e is a big big biiiiig noooooooob he is so noooooooooob when you talk to danieolm you will lose braincells because ehe is so noooooooooob
you: hello daniel
dniel: hello
you' *loses braincells because noob daniel*
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