A Gaystarfish, A BMX rider, a charming man that likes crunchy taco's, he takes his sister to get jack in the box a lot, he is short, loves mountain dew, and smokes a lot of pot
by GCP2davis October 21, 2011
Get the Patrickmug. Patrick is a tall, tan, and somewhat muscular man, but is the biggest fucker in the world. He might seem cool and fun but once you get with him, he will do your mom. He doesnt care about anyones feelings and only tries to get in bed with every girl and he thinks he is hot stuff once you get to know him.
Girl 1: Wow Patrick seems pretty cool
Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.
Girl 2: Dont ever say that again, he is the biggest fucker in the world, I thought that too but he ended up doing my mom.
by theguywiththebiggestdick November 24, 2010
Get the Patrickmug. Normally a huge doucher. Usually can be seen executing the "front tuck" while walking around trying to look like a hardass. Also, most Patricks feel as if they can "claim" any woman they want.
ME: "I think im gonna ask Michelle to the movies"
PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"
PATRICK: "bahah dude your such a fag because i claimed her like two weeks ago"
by doggystyle dan March 30, 2010
Get the Patrickmug. flaming gomer who has no life outside of the walls of his mothers house despite the fact that he is 22 years old. Has no future career other then night manager at wal mart. his patheticism reaches levels to were he tends to spend more time,money, and sexual release on his shitty car and COD. BE WARNED: to all those looking to develop a relationship with a Patrick you must have skillz of equal or greater quality then his mother possesses in the areas of cooking chicken fingers and fries(his only meal) and be able to take chicken off of bones.
by I lovee Hats December 28, 2010
Get the Patrickmug. Fat fucking nigga. This nigga is a fucking nigga. If you see this nigga you will become permanently blind because he is such a fucking nigga.
by The Ultimate Nigga August 2, 2018
Get the Patrickmug. 
A shrek look a like who loves gaming more than anything else. He's a pro fortnite player and a very humorous guy. He's temper although gets the best of him but overall a cool guy.
Patrick is a gaymer
by DryPain November 24, 2019
Get the Patrickmug.