a professional, normally a lawyer, who strives to bring in business by the droves following business development seminars forced on them by evil bosses who think they have nothing better to do with their Saturdays.
Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.
Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.
The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
Netters can be characterized by their inability to feel used, and enthusiastic go-getter attitudes at dorky conferences where potential victims convene. Netters are distinguished from prostitutes only by the fact that they wear suits, have business cards, and are normally so unattractive that even lonely dorky conference attenders who've heavily profited from the open bar wouldn't, quote, "hit that up if they paid me." However, in an ironic twist, some of these attendees have actually later paid quite willingly when served within 24 hours of meeting said netter.
Unlike rainmakers or networkers, netters lack real charm and are also tasked with actually having to work on the cases they bring in, usually resulting in a dull empty feeling on the part of the client that they have, indeed, been "nettered." However, such a feeling will be relieved when client receives annual fruit basket from the firm.
The international symbol of the netter is a shepherd's crook, crossed with a "Hello my name is ____" badge.
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The Natty to Slampiece Ration (NSR) is the mathematical law defining the fixed ratio of Nattys to Slampieces in a given area at any given time, per 1 Bro. When N= natty and S= slampiece, the ratio is as follows: S>N.
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
For instance, if there is 1 Natty, before the Natty can be consumed, there must be at least one slampiece in close proximity to that natty. This law is closely related to the Bro to Slampiece Ratio (BSR) and the Natty to Bro Ratio (NBR).
Bro 1 and Bro 2 are talking on the phone.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
Bro 1: Bro, i've got a real problem. I was about to pound a six-pack of Natty here but then i realized- I only have 5 slampieces! My Natty to Slampiece Ratio is totally unchill, bro! Can you help a bro out, bro?
Bro 2: Absbrolutely, bro. I'll be right over. It just so happens I've got an extra slampiece right here.
Bro 1: Thanks bro. You're the best bro a bro could ask for.
by E. R. Smith November 6, 2010
Get the Natty to Slampiece Ratio mug.A "crazy nigger". Often used in reference to the alcohol-induced insanity experienced by many Australian Aborigines. Popular amongst the prison population.
My stupid friend, Jimmy (not streetwise): "I'm gonna roll that cheeky fucking boong!"
Me (alert to the way of the street): "Whoa now, Jimmy! That coon is nutty coco!"
*Jimmy takes a cautionary step backward*
Me (alert to the way of the street): "Whoa now, Jimmy! That coon is nutty coco!"
*Jimmy takes a cautionary step backward*
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Ted: Mate, what's that shit in your teeth?
Fred:(licking his teeth) Nuts... Your mum gave me a nutty donut last. YEAH DAWG! I am the Nutty Professor.
Ted: Oh yeah, your mum gave me a nutty donut 2 hours ago... With a strawberry surprise.
Fred:(licking his teeth) Nuts... Your mum gave me a nutty donut last. YEAH DAWG! I am the Nutty Professor.
Ted: Oh yeah, your mum gave me a nutty donut 2 hours ago... With a strawberry surprise.
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Last night we went to the Buckaneer Bar in Tulsa for Karaoke night. We made it Nattyoke Night.
After splitting many buckets of Natty Light, I thought I was Charlie Sheen combined with Young MC. I felt the need to perform Bust a Move and all of the women looked like Bree Olson but sang like the 90s Whitney Houston.
After splitting many buckets of Natty Light, I thought I was Charlie Sheen combined with Young MC. I felt the need to perform Bust a Move and all of the women looked like Bree Olson but sang like the 90s Whitney Houston.
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