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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!
dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.
by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019
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National Eat Ren’s Ass day

National eat Ren’s ass day is a day where you find someone with the name of Ren and eat their ass real good for fun. PERIODT
Person 1: *eats a random Ren’s ass*
Ren: “OMG why are you eating my ass? This kinda feels good.”
Person1 : “well it’s national eat Ren’s ass day silly and it’s my favorite sport my queen!”
by RenDaGoat June 15, 2022
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National Smack ass day

December 6National Smack ass day Walk to any girl/guy and smack their ass
National smack ass day means you can hit anyones butt
smack means hit and ass means butt and national means around the world
by Steph..323 December 4, 2021
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National ass pic day

Day where you send ass pics to ppl who ask
by Men on toast April 19, 2020
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National ass shaking day

The one day a year when anyone can shake some ass and not get called a whore!!! So have a great day and shake some ass!
Charli: ADDISON It’s national ass shaking day! You know what that means!

Addison: *starts shaking ass*
by Sofiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. December 12, 2020
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National grab ass day

Walk up to your crush and grab his/her's ass
Boy: SLAPS
Girl: Hey! why did you do that
Boy: its National grab ass day
Girl: Oh okay, My turn
by Unknown Savior2234 October 10, 2022
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