Napoleon

Hahahahaha he's doing it to his employees now that is fucking hilarious. If I don't get out you all get pulled in...

Hym "The funny thing about Napoleon is... Nothing. I don't have a joke here. I just need to use the word Napoleon before I hit submit."

by Hym Iam August 21, 2023

Simp for Napoleon

When you get too hyped up for a short dead man, later you become him

WOW are you a Simp for Napoleon?

Lexi: yes

by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022

Napoleon complex

The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.

Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...

by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024

Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Nacho Libre: The First Juvenile Release For Napoleon Dynamite; The First Juvenile Release: The First Juvenile Release.

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Napoleon Rampage

A small person, child, dwarf, midget, little-person, scolding a person of normal height.

Arsen's son came steaming down the stairs after he woke him up in a full Napoleon Rampage.

by MikeClaw December 11, 2019

napoleon bonaparte

that one historical figure WE (me you EVERYONE) are ALL gooning to in the MASSIVE 2025🤤 but also somewhat dislike

someone: yo bro you like napoleon tell me about him
me: napoleon bonaparte mentioned.? Oh no.. It's growing.. it’s raising.. ITS RIPPING THROUGH MY PANTS!!! the substance spilling. yh but i kinda dislike him anyways yaps about napoleon

by napoleons #1 GOONER😹✌️ April 29, 2025

Napoleon

"Napoleon" is a noble way to say goodbye

"I'll see you next sunday. Napoleon!"
"Alright, see you then. Napoleon!"

by Napoleonnomomom January 28, 2024