Naked Walker

A 45-100 year old male who walks around gym locker rooms with no clothes on. May also be spotted with a towel in hand (rather than around body), slip on sandals, and soap on a rope. Beware: naked walkers love to start conversations with their fully clothed neighbors...

When I walked into the locker room, a few naked walkers bumped into me, I think one's cock hit my leg...

by Pepe Cojones February 2, 2009

naked yoga

Another word for sex. Especially if it involved some uncommon sex positions.

Well, if all goes well on this date, her and I will be going back to my place for some naked yoga

by Pres7012 December 21, 2014

naked cheese

Cash; Cold, hard, cash.

This bitch tried to put her hands on my naked cheese!

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007

naked monkey

The act of taking a dump without using any toilet paper, and then not flushing the toilet. Totally gross and should be avoided.

I couldn't believe that someone took a naked monkey and didn't even wipe. I had to flush and then wait to take a dump.

by ExNWPers July 10, 2005

butt naked

The more popular term derived from buck naked.

some people still say buck naked, but most say butt naked because the yanks made a cooler version of the term.

Johnny: "Haha, I just saw your girlfriend butt naked"

John Henry Smith III: "You stupid American, it's "buck naked"! Bloody twit!

Johnny: "Haha, Yeah, but we are more popular, and our term is better, so we win by default. Either way, I still saw your girlfriend naked."

by Chad5161 April 14, 2010

butt naked

As in wet, when mixing weed with PCP.

You just smoked all that? I didn't know you liked to get butt naked.

by spencer miller March 8, 2005

naked dancing

getting an anal probe by a racoon under the moonlight whilst virgins are shedding their tears into empty seashells and chanting ancient hymns by katy perry spitting magical sparks out of their fingertips summoning the ancient frozen skeleton of tyrannosaurus- rex from the arctic ice...

Man, I just went naked dancing and it was magical, but now my ass hurts and I got this fucking dickhead T-rex bag of bones chasing after me. Never trust racoons.

by Marty Hester July 25, 2014