well-lubed

An adjective used to describe a person who is smooth, suave, and in control.

Damn, Brendan is so cool; I wish I was as well-lubed as him

by Raw Dog Assassin April 3, 2011

scott wells

A man you can see on bio, who has some serious cabbage, and who looks like he stapled sideburns to his forehead.

Oh my god! Scott Wells' hair is way better than Justin Bieber's!

by Class Kimmel #2 January 28, 2016

Wells College

A minuscule former women’s, former liberal arts college, that really just doesn’t know what it wants to be right now. A premier destination for blue haired girls, Wells has handed out so many scholarships to stop the bleeding at admissions that they are perpetually a year away from getting shut down by big momma Pleasant Rowland, the O.G. of Aurora, NY. Wells College doesn’t really offer a college vibe, it’s more like a summer camp, which sounds nice, but they’re called summer camps for a reason, and the winters here are F-R-I-G-I-D (see brick on urban dictionary). Enjoy the striking combination of modern and Victorian architecture that almost makes Wells feel like a place of learning. A truly passionate staff of teachers are hear to help guide you until they get too fed up with the administration and leave for good! Meals here are shit. I was gonna write a joke, but straight up, they cannot cook. 7th worst dining hall in the country, look it up. Beautiful dining hall though, love the swastikas. Look forward to making friends with a colorful cast of weirdos and, jocks tricked into coming here, as you make memories, drink and get high, to stave off the isolation, depression, loneliness, anxiety that consumes this whole place. Oh, and one more thing, it’s haunted.

Person A: So where did you go to school

Person B: Wells, It’s a small school upstate, not many people no about , but actually we’re Cornell’s sister school.

Person A: Oh, Wellsey College, I’ve heard of that one.

Person B: No, Wells College

Person A: ...Wesleyan?

Person B: ...

by Kilroy_ws_here June 17, 2020

Well muddasick

Will muddasick is a word used by Bahamians when they cannot believe something. Bahamians are people who are born in the Bahamas. I just wanna say this to all the people who has never been to the Bahamas" BAHAMIANS DO NOT LIVE IN HUTS I SAW YOUTUBE VIDEOS SAYING THAT BAHAMIANS LIVE IN HUTS WELL THAT IS A LIE WE DO NOT LIVE IN HUTS". And I should know I live in the Bahamas.

Someone: I dropped my toothbrush down the drain this morning.
Bahamians: Well Muddasick

by Wonderful Barbie Gurl January 10, 2022

kristen wells

You are a Kristen Wells if you hate capital letters and are TikTok famous. Kristen Well's probably has a million people on Snapchat and have a thing for curly-haired latinos. She is always rolling her r’s.

Person 1: Krrrrrrristen!

Kristen Wells: ew don't wrrrrite in capital letterrrrrs.

by uraveragewhitewashedarab February 29, 2020

Well dude

(Noun) A well dude is a person who is constantly making excuses for why they can’t, or shouldn’t perform certain actions.

(Exclamation) The prolonged sound made by a person who, when in the presence of a well dude, hears them say “well dude.”

“Do you want to go to this show on Thursday?”

“Well dude, I just can’t because I have to work on Friday and it takes too long to get to the venue and the tickets are too expensive and I have homework anyway.”

by Prof. O March 27, 2019

well this sucks

When you do something idiotic and you want to curse but there are a bunch of ladies or other people so you decide to tone the cursing down.
Or when you want to be pessimistic but funny.

Random Person: My solar eclipse glasses finally arrived - FOUR DAYS AFTER THE SOLAR ECLIPSE.
Random Other Random Person: Well this sucks for you, idiot.

by random annoying person June 17, 2018